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colitis

An inflammatory disease of the colon. Symptoms are usually painful and involve swelling of the colon and rectal bleeding.

Also is a word that is often mistakenly heard in a line from The Beatles' classic hit "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds."
When I heard "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds," I wasn't sure if they were saying "The girl with kaleidoscope eyes" or "The girl with colitis goes by."
by K-Star May 28, 2007
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clintism

A grim but cool phrase or expression generally associated with most of the characters played by Clint Eastwood.
"Do you feel lucky punk?" - Dirty Harry

"Don't cut up or otherwise harm anymore whores or I'll come back and kill every one of you sons of bitches!" - Unforgiven.
by The Big G June 23, 2004
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cliticure

A cliticure is a cosmetic beauty treatment for the clitoris and vagina performed at home or in a nail salon. A cliticure treatment is not only a treatment for the natural clits but also for vaginas.

There are also cliticure services that are specialities for the vagina. For example the soaking of a softening substance and the application of a lotion is a common speciality.

Other cliticure treatments may include the application of artificial jewels, acrylics or artificial gels but this is generally known as the act of Vajazziling. Some cliticures can include the painting of pictures or designs or applying small decals or imitation jewels.
In many areas, cliticurists are still being fighting to be filly licensed and follow regulation. Since skin is manipulated and is sometimes trimmed, there is a certain risk of spreading infection when tools are used across many people and, therefore, sanitation is a serious issue.
It's my one year anniversary with my boyfriend I want to do something special, maybe I'll get a cliticure?
by kbizzle16 December 20, 2010
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clitigation

The act of suing a man who boops your clit three times and asks if you came
Never date a man with a lot of clitigation history! You will never have an orgasm!!
by Sarcia26 April 29, 2019
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Clitslap

The action of pulling back the cliteral hood and slapping or smaking the clitoris.
"Becky, while John was eating me out last night he give clitslap... I nearly hit the ceiling.. it weas awesome."
by John the Heeb December 16, 2008
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clitsnot

A slang term for the ejaculatory juice excreted by a female after she climaxes.

AKA: The stuff that comes out when she "cums."
Jake: Dude, it took me an hour to clean Laura's clitsnot off my dick last night.
by KickNambpell December 12, 2007
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clitickle

A compound word combining "clit" and "tickle." Functions as a verb or a noun. Clitickling is often performed in tandem with full-on fingerbanging to pleasure a woman.
Noun form:

Chick 1: So have you let him in your pants yet?

Chick 2: Not completely, but he gave me a pretty good clitickle last night.

Verb form:

Guy: I'm gonna clitickle you til you can't even stand up baby!

Chick: Oh my...
by Pat did it July 13, 2009
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