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Clitslap 

The action of pulling back the cliteral hood and slapping or smaking the clitoris.
"Becky, while John was eating me out last night he give clitslap... I nearly hit the ceiling.. it weas awesome."
Clitslap by John the Heeb December 16, 2008
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clitslap 

The female equivalent of a cockslap.

Used by lesbians or gay men pretending to be lesbians.
I'm gonna clitslap you shetbag!
clitslap by The Lesbianic Mantra November 18, 2006

clit slap 

to slap ones clit with your cock
man, i clit slapped that bitch HARD!!
clit slap by h.t. September 10, 2005

clit slap 

The act of two (or more) women engaging in slapping their vaginas together. it is said to induce great pleasure to both parties if properly executed.
Michelle: Oh Crystal! What big lips you have!
Crystal: ALL THE BETTER TO CLIT SLAP YOU WITH!!!!!!!!!!
Michelle: oh. Oh! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Crystal: yeah! bitch you like that don't you, you dirty girl.

everythings better
down where it's wetter
take it from meeeee
clit slap by down_under September 30, 2008

clit-slap 

A technique used by men who are unsure of what they are doing sexually. Vigorous clitoral rubbing and slapping is involved, inducing painful yelps which may be misconstrued as moans of pleasure, thus encouraging the man even further.
OH YEAH YOU LIKE THAT BITCH? UH HUH (whack whack whack)

AAAAAAAH FUCK

yeh she likes that clit-slap

Clit Slap 

To pimp slap someone's clit, causing great pain for them, and great enjoyment for you.
Yo, that stupid bitch annoyed me so much yesterday I had to clit slap her... It was pure lulz.
Clit Slap by KeiranXD November 20, 2010

clit slap 

when someone really bothers you and you can't think of anything else but to clit slap that person so they'll get the clear message to back off.
if he even dares to walk over to me right now i will clit slap him so hard he will wish he left me alone.
clit slap by crepsuzett1 September 22, 2013
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murderhobo 

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go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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