Chernobyl Chop

To smack or slap somebody with your hands together, like they are fused by a mutation.

Joe: "That drunk Russian dude just smacked me!"
Frank: "He gave you the Chernobyl Chop!"

by Simsalabim December 07, 2007

Homemade Chernobyl

That bomb ass homemade methamphetamine

Yo bruh you got that homemade Chernobyl

by King_John69 December 31, 2019

Chernobyl explosion

When a group of hairy men rub each other vigorously until explosion in a paper cup

Oh my god did you see that Chernobyl explosion in the alley behind the crack den.

by hello lady May 16, 2015

Chernobyl Victim

1. Some one who is remarkably ugly.
2. Some one who has been exposed to reasonable levels of radiation.
3. Some one who has taken too many drugs and experienced meltdown of their psychological and/or nuerological systems.
4. Some one whos parents originate from the Ukraine.
5. A term of endearment amongst friends!

Shut up Glen, You're nothing but a dirty chernobyl victim!!!!

Go back to Chernobyl!!!

by xXRozeeXx May 30, 2008

going Chernobyl

The act of shitting, wherein the resultant pile radiates such a fowl odor that by the time it hits the bowl, paint begins to peel from the walls and all who enter the restroom after without proper radiation protection develop a host of illness and on occasion, mutation and/or death.

Heads up everybody i'm going Chernobyl up in this bitch!

by Northside Wookie March 12, 2011

Chernobyl Griddlecake

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The act of intercourse shared amongst three sets of Siamese twins.

The popularity of Chernobyl Griddlecakes plummeted with the advancement of modern plastic surgery.

by TheSimpleTruth1697 March 09, 2016

Chernobyl Fleshlight

A vagina or pocket pussy with a patina of yeast, bacterial infection, mold, and/or fungus on any part of it.

I was about to hook up with Svetlana but saw her Chernobyl Fleshlight as her panties dropped and got out as soon as possible.

by El Grotesqueso June 21, 2019