vine certified

The certification on vine that means a viner is an unfunny, sneakerhead, sellout

dumb person: Hahaha did you see King Bach's new vine?
sain person: No he is vine certified so, he is not funny

by Noah Bush January 27, 2015

certified douchetard

a person that is able to lower your self esteem, express no empathy, and exercise inordinate amounts of shitty behavior in one sitting

"Your ex is a certified douchetard."

by lildaywalker November 16, 2009

Certified Justin

When a play is so cracked, that it is nothing short of the internet sensation “My friend Justin”.

Andrew- “That play was cracked, definitely certified Justin”
Austin- *Moans aggressively*

by Idk lmao name December 18, 2020

Certified Pounder

One who has the proper credentials for pounding (pounding being anything that involves the sphincter or the vagina); often has hot loads emptied onto the forearm and/or shoulder, hitting the chin adds bonus points.

Also known to break bunk beds while screwing a parole officer having sex for the first time post venerial-wart removal.

One who would be immune to all STDs and STIs, no matter how horridly whorish

One who takes the ring to Mordor (aka Elijah Wood)

One who can make wood look like metal... Is that it?

Also loves to leave woman wet, out of breathe and verbally and/or sexually assaulted.

Finally, one who finds a twenty dollar bill in inconspicuous place, i.e. vaginal walls or fallopian tubes (or in the butt)

Ethan earned his title of Certified Pounder after he became involved in a menage-de-toi with a monkey and a Skype camera... in the butt.

by fatbass October 30, 2011

Street Certified

A person, place, or thing that has been tested and approved by the hood. In order to be "Street Certified" one must have done criminal activity, sold drugs, or witnessed a crime and not snitch. Rules associated with Street Certified include, no snitching, fuck twelve, making money doing illegal activity.

Brad didn't tell the police I was with him when he was arrested. He is street certified

by No talking June 20, 2018

certified glazer

To go above and beyond the normal.

If you off your ass doing what you need to do you are a certified glazer.

by Certified glazer September 7, 2016

AFA Certified

Stripper term used to determine level of cleanliness. (Alcohol Fresh Anus)

“Hey Diamond, are you currently AFA Certified?”

“My AFA Certification is up for renewal the 5th time this afternoon.”

by AFA Certified November 29, 2019