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capri-sun vodkas 

A drink promising side effects that will; render you a crying mess, convincing you everyone is married and then will theive your ability to walk or bunch together more than 3 syllables, however as if by magic when you see ya girl this mysterious concoction will make you promptly obtain the persona of a high class [russian stripper
Omg  I cant believe you gave them capri-sun vodkas again theyll be slut dropping  to asda convinced theyll see kevin costner then mourning the death of  Tobey Maguire as spiderman in no time
capri-sun vodkas by JuicyOliwia6669 September 20, 2017
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A drink that'll dry up your mouth in seconds.
I hate it.
Even if it does taste good O_O
I drink Capri-Sun at lunch.
Capri-Sun by Chocoholic789456 November 12, 2009
When 2 gay men take a Capri sun straw and insert it into there partners dick hole then slide there penis onto the straw and the 2 men begin to thrust back and forth on the straw pushing each other back and forth untill one of the men cum, then the partner who has yet to cum uses the straw to drink a Capri sun while the other partner fineshes him off through oral or anal pleasure.
"Dude me and this guy Capri suned last night till my dick started to bleed it was the hottest Capri sun I've ever had"
Capri sun by Dboxreaper1 February 3, 2014

Capri Fun 

Sticking a snorty directly into your coke bag and snorting all contents
Dude I didnt have time to cut lines so I Capri Funned that bitch
Capri Fun by VictoriasBigMouth February 14, 2012
The act of sucking a drink(usually alcoholic) through a straw. Similar to how fast you can drink CapriSun
Johnny Capri Sun every long island last night and got crosseyed
Capri Sun by hrent December 29, 2016