Blurging

BL - ER - JI - NG
The word you would typically use to insinuate you spent last night engaging in taboo sex acts when really you awkwardly stood next to a poor girl in silence, occasionally blurting out a tragedy of compiled words that you thought were funny.

"What did you do at Nathaniel's party?"
"I did some Blurging"
"Nice! What does that mean?"
"Yeah"

by BotchedCookingExperiment April 10, 2024

Blurking

Logging out of a social media profile to look at someone's page that has blocked you.

My ex blocked me so now I have to go blurking to find out what she's up to.

by anonymous July 22, 2024

Blurking

When you logout of a social media profile in order to lurk on someone who has blocked you.

Because my ex blocked me, I have to go blurking in order to see what she's up to.

by Loafer Quota July 22, 2024

Blurfing

The art of pretending to work while actually scrolling endlessly through nonsense on your phone, only to panic and alt-tab when the boss walks by.

"Jeff spent his entire morning blurfing through memes and conspiracy theories, only to look shocked when his manager asked for the report he hadn’t even started."

by b@mb00zlet0n March 8, 2025

Blarting

Blowing your nose and farting at the same time

Have you ever been caught blarting before?

by Funnytrucker March 27, 2025

Hard Blunting

Hard blunting is the act of having any form of sex while intaking pot simultaneously for a maximum of pleasure...and the munchies.

Guy: Dude I am so tired.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy: I was up all night hard blunting with my gf.

by CollegeExpert May 1, 2011

goon blunting

when you’re a man completely hypnotized radiating in his penis, a goon blunting state can only be achieved while edging and smoking marijuana during backshots.

man, yesterday i was totally goon blunting all over this girl i hooked up with

by chinkoplinko March 28, 2024