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The word you would typically use to insinuate you spent last night engaging in taboo sex acts when really you awkwardly stood next to a poor girl in silence, occasionally blurting out a tragedy of compiled words that you thought were funny.
The word you would typically use to insinuate you spent last night engaging in taboo sex acts when really you awkwardly stood next to a poor girl in silence, occasionally blurting out a tragedy of compiled words that you thought were funny.
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Get the Blurking mug.The art of pretending to work while actually scrolling endlessly through nonsense on your phone, only to panic and alt-tab when the boss walks by.
"Jeff spent his entire morning blurfing through memes and conspiracy theories, only to look shocked when his manager asked for the report he hadn’t even started."
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