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blunting 

The act of driving while listening to James Blunt at ear piercing decibels.
That dude in the Camry is totally blunting.
blunting by Wallyum May 7, 2009
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blunting 

The act of smoking a blunt
"Look at those blunters."

"Hey look, theyre blunting, let's go take a hit."
blunting by Sarahb00 February 15, 2009

Blunting 

Meaning a person who smokes many blunts
I'm fucking blunting!
Blunting by Blunting March 7, 2007

nostril blunting

Sticking a blunt in each nostril and duct taping your mouth shut so that you cannot breathe unless you breathe through the blunt.
"My friend James died last week while nostril blunting."
nostril blunting by Joseph Conrad January 11, 2008

Bong blunting 

Derived from rolling a blunt and sticking it in your down stem, and smoking it from the bong. Also bong jointing, holding a joint between idex and middle finger and holding it over the down stem and smoking from the bong that way.
I always find it relaxing to come home after a long day and begin bong blunting after a long day.
Bong blunting by Anon lion August 19, 2012

Hard Blunting 

Hard blunting is the act of having any form of sex while intaking pot simultaneously for a maximum of pleasure...and the munchies.
Guy: Dude I am so tired.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy: I was up all night hard blunting with my gf.

goon blunting 

when you’re a man completely hypnotized radiating in his penis, a goon blunting state can only be achieved while edging and smoking marijuana during backshots.
man, yesterday i was totally goon blunting all over this girl i hooked up with
goon blunting by chinkoplinko March 28, 2024
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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