The act of doing a blumpkin (see blumpkin: “ the act of performing fellatio whilst the recipient is defecating in a toilet.” )
" I was blumpkining all night" ( which means he spent all night on the toilet whilst getting his cock sucked)
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The unfortune result of a 1st time blumpkin giving person vomiting whilst trying to perform said act for the very 1st time. The reciever of the blumpkin usually ends up covered in the results.
Bob - dude i brought that skank Anne over and convinced her to give me a blumpkin
Tom - Sweet!!
Bob - Not really it was her 1st time and she ended up getting Blumpkin stage fright all over me
Tom - Shit that sucks
Bob- You're telling me!!
Tom - Sweet!!
Bob - Not really it was her 1st time and she ended up getting Blumpkin stage fright all over me
Tom - Shit that sucks
Bob- You're telling me!!
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by Ampresandman December 15, 2011
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Last night, while my bitch was givin me a hellified blumpkin, i dropped a turd and it went El Nino on dat ass!
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