Belly Scratcher

Quite simply a giant douche bag. More often than not, a Lacrosse player and/or some form of Jock. A male who is either obsessed with his own stomach or wants everyone to see his stomach for some unknown reason. (it most certainly doesn't have a bad itch) This male is either looking for envy among other males, to signal other belly scratchers of being part of the club, or the possibility of female attention. Look for scratching sessions anywhere from 10-15 seconds to a full 4 minutes depending on location.

Side effects of talking to belly scratchers will cause a severe loss in brain cells. Avoid as much as possible.

Hey Dan, you have a good dinner out last night?

Nah brah, there were belly scratchers everywhere.

Oh balls dude.

by pedaltothemetal August 26, 2010

belly button fetish

the love or like of a belly button. many have this fetish and are sexually aroused by the sight of a navel or hearing someone say ''belly button'' or ''navel''.

"oh man, i have a huge belly button fetish"

by crazy-man August 23, 2008

beefycabbage

A death threat, generally made on reddit in the form of a meme.

Originated by /u/beefy_cabbage on reddit's /r/me_irl subreddit, with an iCarly stop sign meme of "January 5th, 2019" hitting "The Queen of England" with "Death". The post was made on December 26th, 2018, and it and /u/beefy_cabbage's account have since been deleted. This definition suggested by /u/cleverlasagna, with a comment reading, "petition to make 'beefycabbage' a synonym of death threat. 'someone beefycabbaged the journalist'".

"Someone beefycabbaged the journalist" -/u/cleverlasagna

"Did you hear the /u/beefy_cabbage beefycabbaged the Queen?"
"Yeah, he deleted his account."

by coolreader18 December 28, 2018

Beelzebozo

Alter ego of the late, great comedian Bill Hicks. A bit in which he said he was available for children's parties as an evil clown.

Beelzebozo: Hi, kids, it's Beelzebozo time! Tell me something, who here outta you young'uns has never...watched a skin flick? C'mere, Tommy! See them? Them's titties, hoo-hoo!

Tommy: Mommyyyyyyyyy!

Beelzebozo: That is your mommy!

by jaws1385 November 17, 2009

Water belly

When you drink too much and you can feel the water moving around in your stomach. This use of the term water belly is in no way related to sheep-oriented diseases.

I drank a litre of water, and I have a water belly now.

by The water-belly September 9, 2012

Back and belly rat

1) Years ago in Jamaica this term was used to describe envious and devious people
2) A hater

One man came home, found his wife, raped, and killed along with his two daughters. His best friend was by his side trying to comfort him. The killer only leaves one clue. His finger prints on a cigarette butt. Years rolls by and the police in Canada could not find the killer, however a streak of luck comes their way. The killer ran into an accident, they took his fingerprint, and it matched the crime from many years ago. He immediately confessed to the crime. “Why did you killed out the entire family of your best friend?” the police ask, the killer replied. “Everything he had is what I always dreamt of having".
This back and belly rat will never be a free man.

By Dr. James. A McBean. D.Th., MCC

Copyright © 2009 Library of Congress Washington.D.C.20559

by tpizzle4shizzle January 27, 2012

peter belly

The part of a woman's abdoman that pooches out over her vaginal area after middle age or after she's experienced childbirth. (See also "vagomach")

Martha's peter belly hung so low it made it hard for her husband to find her tunnel of love.

by Jay E. Griffin April 1, 2008