thot air balloon

When a man farts in a woman’s vagina until her stomach becomes bloated. Once stomach expansion is complete, the man quickly shoves a shoelace/string into her ass, allowing her to resemble a hot air balloon.

Bro!! I hooked up with the dirtiest hoe ever last night! She kept begging to be a thot air balloon but I was to nervous to fart.

by Skipman M.D. December 10, 2017

a hot air balloon going Mach 10

A typical sight in Airforceproud95 videos, alongside other aircraft also going nearly at Mach 10.

"Is it possible to see a hot air balloon going Mach 10 IRL?"
"Nah fam."

by Unkanow April 15, 2020

Flesh Balloon

A term use to describe the testicles of a man

Hey thats some mighty fine juice you got in the old flesh balloon.

by Ruffun October 23, 2008

douche-balloon

Someone who is so inflated with their doucheness that they walk around with a false sense of importance.

what a douche-balloon!!

by insultURface September 16, 2010

balloon finger

The tenderness in one's fingertip and fingernail that results from inflating and knotting a large number of balloons.

Helping set up for my nephew's birthday party gave me a wicked case of balloon finger.

by Anna LeStache May 11, 2010

xD balloon

xD ballons or xD ballons is literally a balloon with an "xD" face on it. It symbolizes laughter or something funny happening.

Frank: I wet my pants last night.
Jon: xD balloons!

by Theknight330 November 7, 2009

babooze

A terminally stupid and clueless individual. One who always gets things wrong. The "booze" part has nothing to do with alcohol, however the babooze himself often does.

Hey, babooze! The cup of your jockstrap goes in front!

by Unka Pignuts February 23, 2003