Alfonso

Alfonso is the most kind hearted man in the world. He’s the kind of guy that you want to be friends with just because of how genuine he is. He has a silly sense of humor and a huge heart. Alfonso is extremely intelligent too. He is the kind of boy that a girl would be lucky to have. He is a gentlemen as he opens the door for his romantic partner and family members. Alfonso is a blessing to this earth! He is a great friend to have. He is shy at first, but when he is comfortable, his extroverted side shines!

Jimmy: I’m sorry for your loss…
Victoria: Thank you. It’s okay, Alfonso has been keeping me company every day.

by Carly Shaza November 22, 2021

Alonso high school

Probably the lamest school in Tampa florida, you have pesty ass white girls that think they’re “cool” 90% of the school is just hispanics and they all smoke weed in the bathroom and shit anywhere they see. Black people there are cool tho

“Aye man what school you go to?”
“Alonso high school”
“man youse a bitch”

by Imyourdad👾🗿 September 7, 2021

Alonso

The best friend you can ever have, a very nice and funny friend. a very attractive, short, white skin and happy guy. someone who makes you smile and laugh. the most intelligent man in the universe. the greatest person you could find. if you have an Alonso in your life you can consider yourself the most lucky person. One of the ones that I need and love the most.

Alonso is my BFF and I love him

by volker_sikorsky April 26, 2017

alfonso

the most caring and sweet guy youll ever meet. he cares and will always be there for you, hes very tall and comforting and you feel safe in his arms

you see him hes such an alfonso

by alfonso bubs November 19, 2021

Braulio Alonso High School

Home to nerds, sex icons, hot teachers, stoners, crackheads, thots, hot moms,bloods, crips, and ms13 gang members

Hey John didn't you get penetrated at Braulio Alonso High School?

by Pseudonyms are Fucking cool September 15, 2019

Fernando Alonso.

A Two time World Drivers Champion, whose poor behaviour/rants distracts everyone from the fact that he is ACTUALLY a good driver. He is currently driving at Ferrari. He is only a handful of F1 drivers who can drive fast with somewhat difficult cars. An excuse for his two W.D.C's at Renault is that Michale Schumacer was old at Ferrari, but this is open to debate.

"Fernando Alonso."

Guy1: Hey, have you heard about Alonso?

Guy2: Yes, a twat and a good driver at the same time.. Shame...

Fernando.A: (during a race: team radio) Where is Lewis?
Team: (radio): He was second, and after drive through he IS second.
Fernando.A: (radio) NOT FAIRRR!!!! ;(

by I_Got_Wood October 19, 2010

alonso

A north american, usually mexican, video game obsessed child. Also is a naive child who doesn't know what a hard drive is. Also known to love sony own 3 playstation 3s and 4 PSPs.

Dude: I need a PS3
Dudette: There must be an alonso on our street that we can steal one from

by Random Al Saud May 26, 2008