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Asset Girl

A young woman, from moroccan /german descent, who has to finish a vast amount of social media ads, while being understaffed
She is such an Asset Girl
by 2893uuhn December 26, 2022
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Asseter

A fucking whore who can’t do anything , they tend to feed on cocaine
Jane : ew it’s a asseter
by Kwekjifhiglierfgirfegofjerg.78 December 24, 2019
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lickquid assets

Cash dat a lady hopes to obtain from a guy by giving him one or more tongue-lolling blowjobs.
Dogs and girls alike seem to think dat they can extract lickquid assets out of mushy-hearted dudes.
by QuacksO December 30, 2023
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The Assets

The Assets are items of value owned by an individual or entity, which can be tangible (like cash, property, or equipment) or intangible (like patents, trademarks, or reputation). They can be further categorized as current (expected to be converted to cash within one year) or fixed/non-current (used for longer-term purposes). Assets are a fundamental part of financial statements, representing resources that can generate future economic benefits.
by BackpackBryce2011 November 1, 2025
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Freezing Asset Rich

Being wealthy enough to have the US government freeze your assets
I don't want to be just rich. I want to be freezing asset rich
by johnself April 28, 2014
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Online Assets

Multitude user’s interfaces which connect to the online value of an individual on internet.
online value of an individual is online assets
by s j tubrazy April 17, 2013
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Variable Value Asset

An asset whose variable value is dependent on the purpose for which it is being requested is known as a Variable Value Asset.
Donald Trumps defense in the New York fraud trial is that all valuations previously given are true, using the Variable Value Asset method of accounting.
by BobUpp November 6, 2023
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