liquidate the assets

When you've been backed up for several days and you have to resort to some sort of magnesium or saline laxative, or enema, to take care of business.

Oh man, I've been backed up for several days now, I think it's time to liquidate the assets!

by Mr. Quackens February 26, 2017

Assenholen

How to say "asshole" while sounding like a stereotypical German.

I'll Fuch you right in ze Assenholen

by Dark Night Enforcer January 27, 2015

half assedly

adv. - something done partially, incompletely, or unenthusiastically. The adverb form of half assed.

I told you to clean your room thoroughly, meaning not half assedly.

by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006

half assed

Someone does a job at say...50% the quality

This car is fallin' APART,Those mechanics did a really half assed job

by GDOGG November 1, 2003

arsetrocity

A turd so unspeakably vile that the very act of committing it may be, under certain conditions, deemed a War Crime by the U.N.
Main characteristics of an arsetrocity include extensive skidmarks, a hanging and unbearable smell that takes long time to go away, extreme pebble-dashing and giving the bathroom the general air of the aftermath of a Nuclear/Biological/Chemical attack

"Man, I'd stay outta the bathroom for a while, I just committed an Arsetrocity" declared Paul, after he'd graced the shitter with his presence following a heavy night on the Guinness
skidmarks pebbledash Guinness} poop stink

by Gulpnu October 26, 2015

full-assed

Adj. meaning all-out; with every effort; complete.

Why live life half-assed when you can live it full-assed?

by Shera Princess of Power August 17, 2003

Assetry

A nonsensical, exaggerated situation, a rediculous series of events not unfolding in one's favor.

I slipped on my dog's mess he made on the floor, fell and split my head open on the counter. I've never experienced such assetry in my life.

by noahandmeagan March 28, 2015