The magic 8 ball is a sphere shaped contraption that has a many sided die in the center which gives answers to many yes or no questions. Inside the Magic 8 Ball is a liquid, which contains a lost soul. This soul is what tells the die what answer to give you.
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skin tight faggy emo jeans will not help this syndrome
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When Shaquanda Latifa Jackson worked as a CNA at Shady Acres Retirement Home, she witnessed many instances of Saggy Ball Syndrome as she changed adult diapers all day.
Guy in crappy local band:
"Maybe if I get a lot of awesome ass tattoos, the bitches in my love life won't be so aware of my Saggy Ball Syndrome"
Guy in crappy local band:
"Maybe if I get a lot of awesome ass tattoos, the bitches in my love life won't be so aware of my Saggy Ball Syndrome"
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2)Or when a male has his genitals placed in a piece of apperatus owned by a carpenter.
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Ethan was pulled into his girlfriend’s apartment and was tugged onto the bed. They performed foreplay, then Ethan started eating her out. His girlfriend returned the favour by giving him a blowjob. Ethan felt immense pleasure and his breathing became uneven. Then he was right about to orgasm when she pulled out.
“What happened?”
“Nothing.”
Ethan was naked, wanting more.
“C’mon, gimme more!
“No.”
“Just finish the job!”
Ethan was promptly kicked out, naked on the street. He then felt a swelling sensation on his balls. It felt as all circulation was cut off. He grasped his balls in pain and doubled over. His balls bragged across the pavement as he tried crawling away. He is a victim to the blue balls tease.
“What happened?”
“Nothing.”
Ethan was naked, wanting more.
“C’mon, gimme more!
“No.”
“Just finish the job!”
Ethan was promptly kicked out, naked on the street. He then felt a swelling sensation on his balls. It felt as all circulation was cut off. He grasped his balls in pain and doubled over. His balls bragged across the pavement as he tried crawling away. He is a victim to the blue balls tease.
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