Dwl (dead with laugh)

Dead with laugh is an equivalent of lol used in Jamaica. Both are equally used to represent laughing in an exaggerated manner.

Abbreviation in text dwl
Not used in speech.

Origin: dying from laughter

Could you tell me a joke from your country?

Sure!
Jamaican teacher to student:

Peter, use the word dandelion in a sentence

Peter: Miss the cheetah is faster dan de lion. Dwl (dead with laugh)

by Tropical Rythms December 12, 2021

Pulling a Laur

Being indecisive for a long period of time, finally settling on a choice only to change your mind last minute.

"Wasn't Mike supposed to start work last week?"
"He is pulling a Laur and started to clone fruit flies instead."

by jonksus March 13, 2022

Wake-and-Laugh

When you wake up and the first thing you do is go on urbandictionary for word of the day, the best alternative ritual to your daily news readings to make you laugh.

Person 1:" Man the news is full of bad apples."
Person 2: " You should try to Wake-and-laugh, go on urbandictionary for word of the day as soon as you wake up."

by Capuchin for Hire April 8, 2022

scrub the launch

reluctantly acceptive of a "pick up bar" turn down

jim had to scrub the launch and return home for some ungoverned sex! and set himself "alight" (-UK for "on fire" !)

he hated to, but had to scrub the launch

he THOUGHT he was going to "get off" , but had to scrub the (would be) launch

by michael foolsley September 5, 2022

this week's laughing stock

The joke of the internet, until the next one comes along. Due to the short attention span of the collective internet, being the laughing stock for an entire week is very bad.

"I will dig up every bit of dirt you have and make you this week's laughing stock."

by SomeCaliGirl October 1, 2022

Bob and Laurie

A couple who bonds over harassing and threatening other women online. Most tend to be miserable, mentally unstable, hateful, women haters, with an obsession for doordash. They are most likely to go after the most vulnerable women in a community. They strive for the title of the biggest victim. They rarely have any legit supporters because they used private contact information from donations to intimidate them into silence. However, they are secretly waiting for the day they turn on each other, and begin the process of air each other's dirty laundry, in a competition to be top victim. They most likely already have their narratives and lies against each other prepared.

Oh no they broke up? Hopefully they're not a Bob and Laurie kind of couple.

by DidYouCatchThat October 2, 2022

Pulling a lautriW

Pulling as to Do and lautriW as the reverse of popular Twitch and Trackmania Streamer Wirtual

Pulling a lautriW means to Pull a Wirtual, but backwards.

Choking when it mathers the most, but in Backwards Trackmania maps.

Missing out on a COTD Hat-Trick because you went into a wall in the water.

He lost the Hat-Trick on a backwards map, He is Pulling a lautriW.

by V3ntrMC October 6, 2022