Being a Penis 

When a girl is being a total pussy

"Gosh, Becky is Being a Penis"

Being a Penis by beingapenis May 21, 2018

Todd's penis 

Large boomerang that comes back for more and more

Todd's penis is a large boomerang

Todd's penis by ButterNips June 8, 2018

Kim Jong Penis 

Basically Kim Jong Un but with the head of a penis. The word is used as a mockery towards the dictator, and to North Koreans as a whole.

Kim Jong Penis is gonna nuke the United States!

Kim Jong Penis by TheBiggestCucko November 19, 2018

u succ my penis 

u succ my penis.

"U SUCC MY PENIS"

"Yeah i know."

u succ my penis by meowhahahahohohohosanta February 6, 2019

Rip Van Penis 

you put your dick in front of the pool jet and it rips your penis open (true story)

“I had to got to the hospital yesterday because i tried a Rip Van Penis.”

Rip Van Penis by sexington on twitter July 1, 2019

Touch of the Penis Head 

When your male mate rolls over in bed and pokes you with his penis head.

Paul rolled over and gave me a touch of the penis head and I said, “HELLO!!!!”

Touch of the Penis Head by Sweats11537 August 31, 2019

Doug's penis

An object so small that even NASA'S Hubble telescope can't find it

His hopes and dreams were smaller than Doug's penis

Doug's penis by Calvin Blackwell June 20, 2020