7 definitions by sexington on twitter

Someone who has a crush on the thickest girl in the school and would clap the biggest, baddest cheeks. On the other hand, they have no chance of getting those cheeks.
“Kyle is such a slut-lover. Everyday all he does is go up to Addison and ask for coochie...”
by sexington on twitter July 1, 2019
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Your having sex and then your girlfriend yells “KANYE” and Kanye West jumps through your in his minecraft-suit and starts singing while you have sex
“Me and Sarah tried The Kanye Way last night and it was awesome! Kanye is such a nice dude!”
by sexington on twitter July 2, 2019
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the kid who wants to show people his penis, has a small one, likes the hottest girl in the school but has no chance with her, does stupid shit like trespassing and beating people up.
“dude, Louis is such a retard, like, why did he go into the junkyard when the sign said NO TRESPASSING?”
by sexington on twitter July 1, 2019
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something a black person would do or say.
“Why did you say that, bro? That was so nigging stupid.”
by sexington on twitter July 2, 2019
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you put your dick in front of the pool jet and it rips your penis open (true story)
“I had to got to the hospital yesterday because i tried a Rip Van Penis.”
by sexington on twitter July 2, 2019
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