Twitter tag

see hashtag. A "#" symbol used on Twitter to denote its subject material.

Facebook post: "Tix to see Kanye for 40 bux #winning"
Comment: "Stop using Twitter tags on FB, you little fuck."

by Col. Hans Landa October 3, 2011

Twitter

Social network domained mainly by the so called beliebers since every day there's a trending topic related to Justin Bieber. It is also a way for many people to enlarge their egos by the number of followers they have and how is bigger to the number of people they follow making them believe they're important.

Person 1: I have 65 followers in Twitter and I follow 100 people.
Person 2: I have 768 followers and I follow 76 people. I guess I'm a celebrity.

by Batmanfan1 January 5, 2012

Twitter Block

Something that occurs when you are about to tweet. You look at the question "What are you doing?" and realize that the answer is truly nothing. And just before you type something insanely ridonkulous, Twitter Block makes you leave the computer or hit a toolbar key.

Fred: What are you doing?

Steve: I'm just staring at the screen. I want to twitter something but I've got nothing.

Fred: You've got Twitter Block, man. Just forget about it.

by greatlakestony May 13, 2009

twister

Another word for 'Tornado' Meaning "a violent windstorm" which is the actual definition!

Wow, that twister must be atleast an f3

by Brian February 28, 2004

Twitter

The most effective way to tally up the stupid part of the world's population since the lottery. Also facilitates studies of their behavioral and herding patterns (i.e. following a person on tweeter). A perfect tool for stalkers and burglars since twitter users voluntarily disclose information about their whereabouts and activities.

"Hey I found this huge group of people on twitter who twit about every mundane detail of their boring lives. I think I'm going to follow them."

by Always_Tells_It_Like_It_Is May 20, 2010

titty twister

where you grab a nipple and twist as hard as you fuckin can. If done to a girl it will usually result in your getting bitch slapped. If you get a lot of them then you have a purple ring around your nipple.

FUCK MAN!!!, Adham gave me the worst fuckin titty twister yesterday. Im fuckin coverin my nipples today.

by cafukka January 17, 2005

twitter twat

A no-life freak who spends all his/her waking hours tweeting, reading tweets, and searching for people on Twitter.
A complete loser.

Becky has become a twitter twat

by mangonzo April 28, 2010