Slippery Knuckles

Term used to describe a male that has just fingered a female.

Ken: Hey buddy, whatchya been doin?

Chris: Just got done fingering Ashley.

Ken: I thought you had some slippery knuckles.

by Slippery Knucks February 18, 2010

Slippery Sailor

A clothing brand established in Yeppoon.
known for their unreal, high quality clothing and sick as partys!

Bro 1: “Bro he’s wearing a Mad Hueys shirt”

Bro 2: “Yeah but it ain’t no Slippery Sailor Shirt”

by CAPTAIN COOK January 16, 2021

Slippery Wet Floor

When a person tries to relieve themselves by masturbating before 12 PM, but end up ejaculating on the floor, and promptly slip on it, causing some to get in the person's mouth.

Person 1: Man I just had such a bad morning, I tried to pop a rasclart and ended up doing a Slippery Wet Floor.
Person 2: That sucks!

by Morbius number 2 June 13, 2022

Slippery Hogged

To use bacon grease in place of lube. A slippery bacony treat.

Yo I totally just slippery hogged her booty

Did you have sex? Yeah we slippery hogged.

Why does it smell like bacon? We slippery hogged.

by B-Rice May 11, 2014

slippery bug

The female nether regions.

"...and he wants to stick it in the slippery bug" --Marshal Sodomy

by Anonymous July 30, 2003

slippery jinx

Escaping a regrettable hook-up by successfully sneaking out while they are sleeping.

Upon waking Todd realized the only chance he had of escaping the abomination he had put his dick in the night before, was the trusty old slippery jinx maneuver, which he completed successfully by going out the second-story bathroom window while it slept.

by Snaketoe October 29, 2017

Slippery slope

Drawing lines regarding who can participate (in society) bad...

Hym "Because it's a slippery slope. A slippery slope that doesn't apply to incels or baby dick because you are a bigot. Piece of shit man hating misandrist."

by Hym Iam August 6, 2024