jackbait

Overly opinionated and mouthy peckerwood/redneck that doesn't see anything abnormal about the habitual meetings behind the barn for a buggering session with his Uncle Dad.

"I can't get that no'count goddam jackbait Randall to do any fencewalkin'"

by Nolene June 16, 2006

Jack Black'd

When you get soo faded off of one hit of dank ass kush that you start to oddly resemble Jack Black.

My Dad was soooo Jack Black'd after one hit of the blunt. He wouldn't shut the fuck up.

by ilovejesusmore February 4, 2016

Jack Curtis

Jack is gay. Jack is usally very chubby. Jack has big fat sexy boots. He likes ginger beer in his masssive belly. And takes pictures of his cute titties and sends to other skinny men.

Omg look at the jack Curtis he is fat

by Jackissgayyyyy2 September 5, 2019

smackel-jack

Smackel-jacked, Smackel-jacking. - Verb: The hijacking of a microphone or speaking priviledges for the purpose of laying a verbal smackdown upon an opponent.: Knocking one off his/her proverbial high-horse, stealing that which he/she holds dear in an effort to silence from spouting absurdities and ridiculousities.

1. Shaniqwa was smackel-jacked by Darnell for talking nonsense in a chat room by having her microphone blocked and a verbal beating laid on her containing colorful language, humor, and profanity.

2. Taneesha, smackel-jacked Jaheem by putting her hand over his mouth and spending 15 minutes explaining why he was worthless.

3. Michael smackel-jacked Stephanie by speaking softly,thereby forcing her silence in order to hear him reason with her on why she was speaking out of turn.

4. Day'shawn blocked Tyrones microphone in the chat room and took the mic for himself and said, "Shut yo mouth, Beeyotch!! You jus got smackel-jacked, wit the virtual, Pimp Cane."

5. If you dont shut yo' Bitch ass up right now, Imma' gonna smackel-jack yo' ass in front of all yo' peeps, ya heard

6. Did you hear how Bo'keisha was smackel-jacking foo's left and right da other day? Dat was some funny shit, yo.

by Vanilla Infinity January 12, 2009

Magic Jack

The art of performing oral sex or a hand-job to sleeping man without causing him to wake. A proper magic jack should involve clean-up as well, leaving the reciepient all but unknowing of the night's transgressions.

I woke up feeling great this morning, even after 16 Budweisers and a handle of Beam. On cloud nine all day, couldn't figure it out. Then my girl told me she magic jacked me after I passed out last night! Mystery solved!

by Beatsauce June 5, 2009

Wrap-N-Jack

When you masturbate in the shower while watching porn on your phone wraped in a sandwhich bag.

My wife walked in on me while I was cranking out a Wrap-N-Jack.

by neednottoknow December 13, 2010

Jack Terricloth

the fictional leader of circus related nyc punk rock gang World/Inferno Friendship Society.

"Curse you Jack Terricloth, you have spilled the wine"

by Josephus Romano May 21, 2003