Gordo

Gordo is a person who loves to watch Sports Center and chug beers. He will fight anyone who is a republican and anyone who says he won't chug that beer. If he gets pissed enough he'll just go up stairs.

"Gordo, did you just try to throw a turkey in my loft?"-Me
"Fuck this, I'm going upstairs."-Gordo

by Paul Ziegler February 27, 2008

Gordon Jackson

annoying Uncle who says verte

this balloon is verte

by David Richardson March 1, 2005

GODJOEY

1.(n) an individual devoid of any real life, and resorts to boosting their ego by use of the following:
a. cheating to make themselves appear skilled.
b. using alternative names and aliases to give self praise in online gaming communities.
c. just a plain a-hole when it comes to the spirit of gaming.
d. taking pride in having their name recognized in any way, shape or form, possitive or negative.
3. (adj) describing an individual with an incurable condition of guatemala's revenge.

man, that loser GODJOEY is still online... there goes the internet.

GODJOEY: "I M Ub3R HAx0r! w0rsH1p m3! I mAri3d mY c0mpUt3r cuZ iTz t3H 0NlY 1 tHaT lUVs m3!"

dude, Mac ate some gnarly tacos yesterday, and his guatemala's revenge went GODJOEY. They don't think he's ever going to sit upright again.

by Jwave January 17, 2005

Mike Gordon

Popular in Portland Or. Famous techno star that was popularized by only singing songs about how great he is. He only released one album titled: Mike Gordon:Electronic Superstar. This album was released in 2006 under Electric Lighthouse Records. Song titles included: Feast or Famine, World's Greatest Lover, One Bad Mo'Fo, and Ballad of the Bean Eating Man.

Mike Gordon...World's Greatest Lover. (actual song lyrics, no joke)

by Wanton Raider April 23, 2009

Gordo

To cheat at the game of Jenga. Specifically by changing your chosen peice after attempting to remove it from the stack

#YOGO - you only Gordo once

Do you want to phone a Gordo?

Teoh doesn't f**king Gordo

by The P Train April 15, 2014

Ben Gordon

A selfish but good-when-he's-on basketball player on the Chicago Bulls. He sometimes does really good, but its hard not to be the leading scorer when you take 99% of the shots.

person 1: wow, ben gordon is doing really good!
person 2: not really
person 1: why not?! he has 26 points in the fourth quarter alone!!
person 2: yeah, but the bulls are losing 26-103, cuz he dont pass to nobody and he shot airballs for the first three quarters

by RIPbigproof April 28, 2006

Gordon

A man with the shiniest head in the world, whose baldness can only be rivaled by another Gordon.

Imagine a mirror that's someone's skin tone and is a part of their head. That's what a Gordon is

by Error 404: Name not found. May 14, 2018