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To have someone deliberately draw the attention of a being of hostility to themself, and then go near their victim (so as to alert said hostile being of your presence).

Usually, the offender also pretends to be dead (or completely vanish), in order to disinterest the aforementioned hostile being from them completely leaving their victim in danger.

Victim: I was just minding my own business when some rogue with a vicious mountain lion chasing him ran at me and vanished!

Victim's Friend: You got rivaled!

rivaled by Casp May 10, 2005

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rivaldubs

A being that doesn't know defeat; has never lost anything. Is always doing well and is an overall beast in anything he touches. Dashing, likable, and creative. The ultimate man-dime.

Gah, he's such a rivaldubs.

rivaldubs by hoopdiedoop June 12, 2019

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rivaldi

He is very cute and a charming man, he is very rough and costo.He is the best friend anyone want to hang out with, nice, sexy.

Oh here comes Rivaldi, he's such a gentleman

rivaldi by carotte December 16, 2014

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Rivaldo

The greatest of all time, the one true fit ruler of Rivaldonia(earth's future name)
The greatest there ever has been and the greatest there ever will be.

No thots allowed in Rivaldonia

Wow that guy's sooo cool, I bet he's a Rivaldo

Rivaldo by ralves0707 January 6, 2019

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Rivaldo

Rivaldo is a cute love able guy everyone thinks he’s cute and everyone just calls him cute he’s one of the best boyfriends he’s nice cute funny sexy and hot Rivaldos are the cutest person you will ever meet

Rivaldos really cute

Rivaldo by Andrea Rodriguez October 21, 2019

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Rivaldo

A Brazilian footballer, used to be the best player in the world. A left-footed attacking midfielder or support striker. Now plays at Olympiacos.

Rivaldo also faked an injury in the 2002 world cup.

Rivaldo by N04h January 2, 2006

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Rivaldo

Can be quiet at sometimes, but is very energetic and sporty and probably has some tall white dude that likes NFL as a best friend.

Yo is that Rivaldo, Nah that's my bumhole

Rivaldo by Iamwatchingeveryone918838 November 22, 2021

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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