A debilitating, even crippling, cold or flu. Strong enough to take down even the mightiest of mortals. Usually passed from co-worker to co-worker until every soul in the workplace has succumbed to its unavoidable embrace.
Frank: Where's Bruce?
Roger: He's out for a few days with the empazootie}.
Frank: Hell! Stay away from me cuz you prolly just aren't feeling the symptoms yet.
Roger: He's out for a few days with the empazootie}.
Frank: Hell! Stay away from me cuz you prolly just aren't feeling the symptoms yet.
by Skipping Chicken February 10, 2010
Get the empazootie mug.It's when you wake up with morning wood, then proceed to sneak in on your girl while she is taking a shit and titty fuck her hoping to shoot your load on her tits before she can complete the dump.
Frank came in this morning and tried to empty the chili bowl all over me this morning, it was disgusting because I had a bad case of diarrhea.
by SR&AB October 1, 2010
Get the empty the chili bowl mug.When you forget your cell phone at home, but still feel like it is in your pocket, and you even occasionally feel it vibrate, causing your hand to fly to your pocket.
Bob: Why are you grabbing your pants?
Mike: I left my phone at home and am suffering from empty pocket syndrome.
Bob: Bummer
Mike: I left my phone at home and am suffering from empty pocket syndrome.
Bob: Bummer
by dherbig April 19, 2011
Get the empty pocket syndrome mug.1. a cloth or paper cone-shaped bag with one or more nozzles, through which pastry, icing, or a similar food may be squeezed, esp. for decorating
2. metaphor used to describe the smushy, sagging breasts of an old woman
2. metaphor used to describe the smushy, sagging breasts of an old woman
I went to the French Riviera to check out the topless hotties, but all I saw were old ladies with empty pastry bags.
by jwonder May 12, 2011
Get the empty pastry bag mug.A Daywalker that has gained elite status among the ranks of other daywalkers. They have the power to walk in broad daylight, and can assume the shape of a human. Easily distinguishable, with red hair, pale skin in July, and freckles. Prey on humans while they sleep, much like a vampire, but instead collect souls in a pickle jar. Not to be confused with wife.
Dude look out that chicks definitely an empress daywalker.
How can you tell?
Just look at all those freckles, and she smells like pickles.
How can you tell?
Just look at all those freckles, and she smells like pickles.
by TimTheEnchanter274 May 24, 2011
Get the Empress Daywalker mug.I watched my cat vomit his chickenfeast all over my freshly cleaned carpet. It was no big deal though, because he promptly performed emprophagia on it.
by Emprophagiaforthemasses September 25, 2012
Get the Emprophagia mug.When your bladder is empty until you are in a situation where you cannot use the restroom at which point your bladder is so full you have to urinate worse than you ever have. Also applies to getting comfortable in bed.
Didn't have to pee until I got a mile down the road and the empty bladder paradox hit me and I felt like I was gonna pee my pants.
Got hit with the empty bladder paradox as soon as I got comfortable in bed.
Got hit with the empty bladder paradox as soon as I got comfortable in bed.
by Insanity_dark August 26, 2013
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