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Coke-bottle glasses 

Prescription eyeglasses with very thick/heavy lenses, like the infamous "forest-fire-starter" curved lens-like bottoms on heavy-walled Coca-cola soft-drink bottles.
Wow, that little old lady's sure got the coke-bottle glasses! Wonder how she ever manages to see in the shower or anyplace else where she has to take her glasses off.

Grade-school kid #1: Yo, pal --- you back from the eye-doc, I see. Whoa-hoh-hohhhh... what huge thick lenses! That rig must weigh a TON --- zheesh, I feel for ya --- totally sux, Bud!
Grade-school kid #2: Yeah, fer sher --- the doc said it was hereditary, and I'd never have good vision, so he gave me these stupid Coke-bottle glasses which I'll hafta wear the rest of my life. Ah, well... at least I can see again.
Coke-bottle glasses by QuacksO November 28, 2011
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Beef-in-a-Bottle 

Farting in a Poland Spring bottle and preserving/fermenting it for the rest of your life.
Donny: Let me get a sip of your water, Harris?

Harris: Ain't no water in here dude, it's Beef-in-a-Bottle.

Donny: Nice, I have to make my own one of these days.
Beef-in-a-Bottle by gpc March 11, 2008

Piss in a bottle 

this is when you replace apple juice with piss and let your friend or friends take a nice gulp of "piss in a bottle".
EX: " dude hows the apple juice?"

"it tastes very different.....is it old?"
"no hahha its piss in a bottle! loololollolololol"

Water Bottle Gang 

A Deadly gang ownd by a small group of kids within in the High School of Kingston Springs, they protect all the water bottle machines making it impossible for any poor kid to get a littile drop of water.

time in a bottle 

The idea that you are imprisoned by habitual alcohol consumption.
I would love to find a job! But what to do about this time in a bottle.
time in a bottle by vectortec March 26, 2004

Doggy Bottle 

The act of taking a bottle of alcohol home after a party that you did not bring to the party.
Person One-- Should I fix myself a drink before we go?

Person Two-- You got your purse, just get a Doggy Bottle!

Doggy Bag--Taking food with you when leaving a restaurant.
Doggy Bottle by Carolina5000 December 4, 2010

Baby Bottle Pop 

Baby Bottle Pop is a sexual technique commonly used by prostitutes and intense drug users. It's the action of placing drugs , which are usually powdered on another persons genitals, commonly on the male genitals for its close resemblance to the Baby Bottle Pop candy treat.
Oh man! Dude! She dipped me in the bag then went to town on me! She went wild on me and I did too. She gave me the worlds best Baby Bottle Pop. I had no idea what exactly it was till she did it. Had my shlong looking just like that candy treat. #PowderedAndSuckedClean bro. Dang.
Baby Bottle Pop by xRAzorxDicex September 12, 2017