pipe dream

The sad realization that an occurrence that could turn your life around has astronomical odds of happening.

I sure wish my intestinal track and ass could produce a useful amount of thrust.

by vectortec October 17, 2003

fisto

One who achieves super hero-like status through acts of fisting members of same and opposite sex. Cross gender fisting is the last step of the art which leads to demi-god status.

Fisto! You are magnificent! Would you like your class ring back?

by vectortec October 17, 2003

Flick-Flacka

The rapid back-and-forth motion of the aggressors hand toward the victim. Used as a weapon to disable the shoulder, knee, or buttocks.

His masters kung-fu was good. However, it was no match for my Flicka-Flacka.

by vectortec October 17, 2003

Flicka-Flacka

The rapid back-and-forth motion of the aggressors hand toward the victim. Used as a tactic to disable the shoulder, knee, or buttocks.

His masters kung-fu was good. However, it was no match for my Flicka-Flacka.

by vectortec October 21, 2003

time in a bottle

The idea that you are imprisoned by habitual alcohol consumption.

I would love to find a job! But what to do about this time in a bottle.

by vectortec March 26, 2004

Hobophobic

One who is frightened of a severe change in fortune, romance, and lifestyle due to the negative energy transfer that results when making physical contact with the homeless.

“He was always so hobophobic. He never should've volunteered at the soup kitchen. Now he's gone”.

by vectortec October 20, 2003

extension

A mechanism used to defeat the disagreeable. Cup your hand as if you were holding a fire hose to you adversary. Once the enemy is in sight, bark profanities and insults.

Ryan thought the evening was going his way... The extension brought him back to earth.

by vectortec October 20, 2003