Blue Balled 

This accours when the male is about to reach climax, but is suddenly cut off giving him the blue balls. This is often compared to real life events.

Tyler: "Bro did you hear that the game was delayed"
Brad: "yeah dude I got Blue Balled"

Blue Balled by anonymous September 15, 2020

Blue Pikachu 

The sexual act where while penetrating anally, you take jumper cables connected to a car battery, and at the moment of orgasm, you hitch the jumper cables to the females nipples and yell PIKACHUUUUUUUUU. The electricity should cause the asshole to tighten massively around the penis, causing unbelievable tightness.

Man 1: Dude, my gf still has electricity burns from the blue pikachu I gave her.

Man 2: How'd you get it out of there?
Man 1: Lot's of lube.

Blue Pikachu by Shadowbake January 15, 2011

Blue Balls Bailout

When a friend has sex with you for the sole purpose of relieving you of your prolonged case of blue balls.

He hasn't had sex in months, you should give him a blue balls bailout.

Blue Balls Bailout by Mystic-X October 4, 2009

blue tool 

A person who walks around with their blue tooth on and has extremely loud conversations in public, seemingly enjoying sharing their business with strangers.

"It was bad enough I had to wait in line for 20 minutes, let alone having to hear some blue tool behind me yapping away!"

blue tool by toolguru November 12, 2007

blue cheese moon 

verb (v) - to purposefully clench one's nude buttocks with the intention of offending with the resultant dimples

God! Stop blue cheese mooning me!

blue cheese moon by wileywatermelon February 23, 2011

Blue Dinah 

Beyonce's kid.

Blue Ivy : Where is my sister?
Blue Dinah : No worries dawg Blue Dinah right here.

Blue Dinah by Blue Dinah April 2, 2013

blue balls tease

a form of sexual torture when a lady has sex with a dude and stops right before he orgasms, leaving him with blue balls syndrome.

Ethan was pulled into his girlfriend’s apartment and was tugged onto the bed. They performed foreplay, then Ethan started eating her out. His girlfriend returned the favour by giving him a blowjob. Ethan felt immense pleasure and his breathing became uneven. Then he was right about to orgasm when she pulled out.

“What happened?”

“Nothing.”

Ethan was naked, wanting more.

“C’mon, gimme more!

“No.”

“Just finish the job!”

Ethan was promptly kicked out, naked on the street. He then felt a swelling sensation on his balls. It felt as all circulation was cut off. He grasped his balls in pain and doubled over. His balls bragged across the pavement as he tried crawling away. He is a victim to the blue balls tease.

blue balls tease by Well, shit. January 17, 2018