bastard

Originally non-offensive - most use being proffesional in the medical career - meaning born to parents who are either not together or un-married.

Although it is now used offensively by anyone, who does not neccessarily know the background of someones parentage, and is just taking the piss.

"You trod on my foot you bastard!"

by Ollie Ford May 8, 2008

Bastard child

Justin katerburg

Any child born out out of marriage. Not including Scandinavians.

Toowelloo: hey Justin! Stop compulsively lying about everything. You're a bastard child so it's understandable

Justin: no dude my dad was a pro snowboarder in the 80's

Tyrone: sure. Then he had to quit to deal with the bastard child that you are

Justin: sobs

by Niggly4637 January 6, 2014

porn dog bastard

A dirty/kinky and almost greasy person.

Andy you dirty porn dog bastard, stop doggy-ing birds with your superman underwear still on, you little creature.

by Peter Valerio December 14, 2009

Clown Bastard Child

A clown bastard child is a child who was possibly switched out at birth by entities unknown (clown bastard aliens)...possibly as a joke on the unsuspecting parents. Parents may leave the hospital with what they perceive to be the most sweetest child in the world...only to discover about 5 years later that the child's behavior is so atrocious it makes the parent proclaim that the child could not possibly be theirs because of how said child acts. The parents were fooled because the child resembles them but his actions later in life may prove otherwise. These children are often spawned...not born

broken down-

Clown- because it seems a joke was played on you.
Bastard- because this child surely CANNOT be yours!

Child- self-explanatory

"Whose clown bastard child is this?!"

by crookedletterI July 22, 2012

boner biting bastard

someone who bites dicks

bryan and toby bite each others dicks

by $ico March 26, 2003

trippy bastard

Used to represent a person who is trippin you out when your high on drugs

Oi you trippy bastard

by Ben April 1, 2005

Slanty Eyed Bastard

1. Describing anyone from Asia who has small slanted eyes. Typically scene driving Honda Civics, Acuras, or Toyotas

2. The short yellow people from Asia who are good at Math, Science, and Ping-Pong

Bob: "That Slanty Eyed Bastard has been driving 15 under the speed limit for the past mile"

Tom: It's not the chinks fault, his eyes are too small to read signs, you can practically blindfold him with dental floss"

by jortmann September 7, 2010