shit-shocking

shit-shocking

This term has two possibles meaning;
1. Something which is both shit and shocking
2. Something so shocking that it has proverbial the ability to shock shit itself

1. "Dave's car accident was shit-shocking"
2. "That cow giving birth to an alligator on the News was so unexpected that it was shit-shocking!"

by Bobbinog July 10, 2009

lake sharking

sex in a lake ending ultimately by getting bit repeatedly in the ass

Dude, Noel and Ashleigh were lake sharking like crazy.

by the surprised one August 3, 2010

Track Sacking

Wearing your track pants without underwear and resting your hand on your nut sack.

Girlfriend: Whats up Babe?
Me: Just track sacking it in the lounge watching T.V

by Maggiecramp September 26, 2012

Jew Shanking

The act of penetration by an uncircumcised penis.

I totally got a Jew shanking last night on my blind date...

by Scash March 23, 2012

Vagina Shanking

The act of fisting a girl repeatedly out of anger and then shoving dildos in and out rapidly.you can use other round objects such as Carrots, Cucumbers, Pickles, Traffic cones, Poles, Lead Pipes, Ice Cream Cones (with or without Ice Cream), Feet, Florescent Light bulb, and last but not least The Denver Broncos.

Dude she cheated on him.

Oh Shit! He is gonna be Vagina Shanking her tonight!

by bigblackwolf November 6, 2012

Potato Sacking

The art of throwing someone over your shoulder and walking through public - acting like everything's okay.
The Potato Sackee (Person over the shoulder) can take up different positions on the shoulder to make things interesting.

Look over there, that guy is potato sacking. What a legend!

by HaydonWB February 16, 2014

Neck Sacking

Neck Sacking – resting ones testicles on one’s partners’ neck whilst receiving fallacial attention. Practiced widely in Transylvania and Merthyr Tydfil.

"Wow, the part of your body that distinguishes your head from your torso is perfect for neck sacking Mfanwy".
Slight pause as Mfanwy clears her throat! Fnar fnar!
"Well thank you Count, perhaps you could decorate it with a lovely necklace for me".

by Busty Gus March 30, 2014