SkeetBag

A ho or bitch, since they are filled with skeet, of course skeet being cum.

Madori your such a skeetbag for fucking 8 guys in one day.

by CrUNksTeR December 28, 2005

Skeetsicle

When a male ejaculates in cold weather and his sperm becomes frozen, resembling an icicle. It can also refer to a Popsicle made from sperm.

You left a skeetsicle on ma tittays!"," MMMMMMmmm, that's a good skeetsicle

by bringerofhappystuff January 9, 2011

Skeetshart

The unintentional ejection of seminal contents stored in a male or female rectal vault after relaxation of the anal sphincter to emit flatus.

Matt laughed uncontrollably and consequently skeetsharted a few milliliters of load onto the carpet after hearing Peter's joke about, "his penis' neighbor being an asshole."

by NorthernExposurePole February 23, 2015

Skeetdaddle

A more refined term for hit it and quit it, such as skeeting on girl then leaving immediately.

Yeah, I had sex with her but i had to Skeetdaddle!

She was a Bitch so i just skeetdaddled!

by BSNIGHTHAWK October 12, 2008

skeeter twig

Is a small dick on a grown man, really small as the size of a Vienna sausage or smaller, also could be a stub.

1.Girls won't have sex with Chuck cause once they see his skeeter twig they get turned off and leave.

2.Ty's boyfriend has a skeeter twig, he told me that he might break up with him.

by JBOXED March 19, 2009

skeetchie

A disrespectful term to call sommone with an Aditude,Or a Hoe

That Skeetchie ass Bitch Just Mean Mugged Me !

by CierraChenille September 30, 2010

Skeetdream

A dream in which one skeets as a result of a sexual encounter.

I had a skeetdream last night about Hannah Montana.

by WillowMiguel December 8, 2010