Protentiably

A mash-up of the word Potentially and probably, implying that something has potential and is likely or probable to meet said thing's potential.

Cob house's are protentiably the best way to build a house.

The word "Protentiable" is protentiably cromulent.

by Jae Pea Crispy September 27, 2013

ProText

An expertly crafted mildly threatening warning text sent in defense or "protection"of someone else by a friend, relative, lover, etc...

Noun: "That ratchet ass ho said WHAT to you?? Oh hell no-Imma hafta send that bitch a PROTEXT right now!"
Verb: " Lets go PROTEXT that Lil skank who keeps posting rude shit on ur sister's Facebook!"

by SchmackVxn68 January 31, 2018

Protector_Nick

Protector who is named Nick
Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick Nick
Babysitter of Strike, doesn't matter what position you're at
Real pro (most of the time)

1: "Protector_Nick is hot."
2: "No, he is cool."
3: "Shut up noobs, he is pro."

by Tom the pro June 29, 2021

Protect yourself at all times

Did I ever tell you all the story of the Bernard Hopkins fight I watched once?

Hym “No? Ok. Bernard Hopkins (At last I think it watch him) won this fight against some Irish guy, right? And, throughout the match, here’s what he would do: he would clinch the guy, spin him around so that he (Bernard Hopkins) was between the ref and his opponent, and then he would rabbit punch him in the kidneys (against the rules). This happened so frequently the the opponent (can’t remember his name) stopped in the middle of the fight, looked at the ref, and raised his arms and said ‘What the fuck.’ He then proceeded to get jabbed in the face and I shit you not the ref looked him dead in the eyes and said ‘protect yourself at all times.’ I sat on my couch, mouth agape, in disbelief at what I was witnessing. Protect yourself at all times. That’s all the lousy motherfucker had to say for himself. Unbelievable. And that’s what this is like. You are all (both) the ref and the Bernard Hopkins. I couldn’t find the fight when I was looking for it but I will never forget that shit for the rest of my life.”

by Hym Iam October 16, 2022

Cooter Protector

When a woman uses a beverage coozie specifically to stop from freezing her vagina when holding a beer between her legs, the coozie is called a cooter protector.

Yikes! This beer is cold! Don't y'all have a cooter protector I can slip on it to keep from freezing my cooter?

by JanePlayDough July 15, 2011

Pleasingly Protective Provoking Puffball

Someone with absolutely no taste in music at all, who is protective, in an unsettling way. Although this puffball is unpredictably protective at strange intervals, this does not bother the person being protected one bit. In fact, it pleases them.

That Pleasingly Protective Provoking Puffball dragged the class nerd away from me yet again... but I'm not complaining!

by not the real raspy June 16, 2016

African Sun Protection Factor

Fact: The skin of an average Negro has an inherent SPF of 13.4 due to the high concentration of melanin.

Check out that darkie.I bet his African sun protection factor is 45.

by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011