soft post

when you post something cute or sweet on insta or at 1:59am when you can’t stop telling your freshman year college roomie how much you love her because she let you do those last three jello shots
kaylie: “im so content rn, soft post”
E: “you’re cute, soft post”
kaylie: “i wuv u, soft post”
by superduperkayl January 11, 2020
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gustav posting

When you pose a question that you could've just looked up.
- Why didnt he just look it up on google?

- He's gustav posting
by solace discord April 23, 2023
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Apocalypse-posting

When someone posts in their journal, blog, MySpace, etc... so much that it seems like they believe the world is coming to an end and they won't be able to post EVARGAIN.
"Dude, quit apocalypse-posting. You're flooding my friends list!"
by hilikusss February 18, 2009
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Fursona Posting

Posting on twitter as your fursona or on any social media.
#FursonaPosting "insert regular speech here" *tailwags* - Fursona Posting
by FurryTripleXXXVinDiesel June 23, 2021
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Sniper posting

Sniper posting is when you manage to reply just before someone else, therefore changing the meaning in the argument, or making someone else look stupid.
Pete: Your sister is so delicious
John: No, Andrew's sister is delicious
Andrew: I know, I got a taste of her yesterday
Pete: Nice sniper post, John.

In this example, John is writing his reply while Andrew is writing his, and posting milliseconds before Andrew. This is called sniper posting
by MisterNotSoT January 18, 2012
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Poop Post

A cleaner way of saying "S**t post," coined by Craig Thompson (MiniLadd on YouTube).
Around 1:34 in his "Try Not to Laugh Challenge #3" video, MiniLadd described the clip he just watched as a Poop Post.
by Lisa Brazent July 27, 2019
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Post scorers

Post scorers are an Indication that you should run as fast as possible. God forbid if they’re elite 3. Post scorers are known to be the cancer of this world.
Post scorers are an Indication that you should run as fast as possible. God forbid if they’re elite 3. Post scorers are known to be the cancer of this world.

*Bob* “Hey, Let’s play over here?”
*Steve* “That’s a post scorer, let’s change park.”
by Stevendavies1 May 21, 2019
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