Alabama Kong Dong

The act of hiding your dogs favorite treat under your foreskin so they have to work to get it out.

I was bored last night, so I got the peanut butter and gave my dog an Alabama Kong dong.

by IbeSarcasm May 12, 2024

King Kong's fist

A massive shit that looks like a giant gorilla's clenched fist.

Fuck me, I've just shat out King Kong's fist.

by Jockeyknob January 19, 2025

Hong Kong Don

Any man from Hong Kong that took the risk of pursuing his true passion regardless of what society expected from him, successfully earning a full-time income and eventually securing financial wealth purely from living his dreams, elevating his own lifestyle and taking care of his family during the process. A man that overcame countless hardships and obstacles to escape the rat race and live a life of success and freedom on his own terms, accumulating not only a substantial amount of money but also unanimous respect and a loyal following from being himself.

He has developed iron grit and sharp instincts from decades of surviving in the concrete jungle known as Hong Kong, allowing him to manifest anything he puts his mind to. A trilingual tongue of native Cantonese, English and Mandarin from a local upbringing makes him a force to be reckoned with in any professional setting. His boundless energy and drive is powered by the soul and blood of an ancient dragon within him. His ambition and power comes from the wrath of his ancestors who went through lifetimes of pain and struggle for him to exist, a weight that he carries with ease on his way to the top of the world.

That man been getting to the bag, he a Hong Kong Don for sure.

by cheekclappercheng February 28, 2025

Bride Kong

Noun; a very demanding bride but not quite a bridezilla. (From King Kong)

"Alice is being such a bride Kong, I doubt anyone's going to her wedding."

by Bttfb April 19, 2025

Donkey Kong

The term Donkey Kong means letting a large animal fuck you up the ass until they have a massive cumshot, which most of the time ends up killing the person.

Yo dude did you hear about that guy who got DONKEY KONGED by a horse on the news

by your favorite nick gurr April 25, 2025

Viet Kong Wipe

After a poop no matter how much wiping you do you can’t clear everything out. You know there’s more in the tunnel but you’re never able to reach it all.

I have some major itching going on this morning after a battle with a nasty Viet Kong Wipe.

by HouseFace May 23, 2025

Donkey Kong

The act of penetrating another person with one’s genitalia. The act of sex.

We had some really good donkey Kong last night

by Redwood fan June 10, 2025