Jockeyknob's definitions

King Kong's fist

A massive shit that looks like a giant gorilla's clenched fist.

Fuck me, I've just shat out King Kong's fist.

by Jockeyknob January 19, 2025

Brutalist

A charming woman who is kind and polite but has a brutal looking face that gives her the appearance of someone who might well beat you to a pulp, rip your head off and shit on your grave.

See our new barista? She's a great worker but a brutalist. She's terrifying the customers.

by Jockeyknob December 27, 2024