crotch loogie 

n. Exactly what it sounds like. A big, sticky clump of crotch mucus. Only achievable thorugh stimulation of the penis.

Tell your friends.

Guy 1: So eventually, she went down on me.
Guy 2: Fuck yeah! Did you hawk a crotch loogie?
Guy 1: You know it. All over her face.

crotch loogie by Anonononononononononymous3 July 13, 2011

Crotch fever 

A disorder that effects sports performance. The cause may be unknown but can be a useful scapegoat for poor sporting performance.

Jim has a bad case of crotch fever that is why he pulled a Buckner.

Jim has a bad case of crotch fever that is why he pulled a Buckner.

Crotch fever by Mr. McGibblets December 5, 2011

Crotch Crumping 

when two females rub together their crotches vigorously.

Courtney: Hey do you want to do some Crotch Crumping?
Emily: Sure, I would love too.

Crotch Crumping by CaCaCaCassie February 27, 2013

Crotch bramble 

Excessive pubic hair.

That guy probably huge dick but you can't see it cuz of all the crotch bramble.

Crotch bramble by rodzylla February 17, 2013

crotch stars 

Genital soreness from excessive bangin'.

I'm still seeing crotch stars from me and my girlfriend having the house to ourselves last weekend.

crotch stars by Lil Kim II October 15, 2013

crotch waggle 

A front and back thrusting of the pelvic area whilst grabbing invisible handles in front of your crotch and slowly, but firmly, pulling them closer to your crotch. Rinse and repeat.

Ex: Bob crotch waggled at Taco Bell while ordering an extra girthy Volcano Burrito. Alice filmed it and the cashier, LeSean, took the order and chuckled "hehehe".

Video ex: Go to youtube, search crotch waggle.

crotch waggle by Alex Smith - harbinger of TDs December 17, 2013

crotch rage 

The use of too much salty lubes on your genitalia area, and eating from it.

Ex. Jon: my cock is fire red, it burns.
. Abby: you got crotch rage, you've been using too much tapatio when we have sex.

crotch rage by unicornkillertoyota April 14, 2014