Definitions by rodzylla

lumbertwink 

A gay, slender young man with scruff or a beard who finds himself attracted to masculine, hairy men, or bears.

Tyler grew tired of the cookie-cutter, shaved bod scene so he grew out a beard and let his body hair grow, put on some blue jeans and a flannel shirt and became a lumbertwink. He found himself a bear daddy and they lived happily ever after.

lumbertwink by rodzylla May 15, 2014

Crotch bramble 

Excessive pubic hair.

That guy probably huge dick but you can't see it cuz of all the crotch bramble.

Crotch bramble by rodzylla February 17, 2013