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dirty connor

When someone walks in on a someone fucking a cat and then fucks the cat in the left ear.
Me and Connor did a dirty connor last night.
by Savage2121 May 7, 2017
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Condom Connoisseur

One who knows his or her way around the condom section on the local drug store to a frightening degree….
Have you ever seen that episode of Aqua teen hunger force where they use a ray to enlarge Carl‘s genitals and crabs start crawling out of his shorts? He is NOT a Condom Connoisseur.
by umpa lumpa Dude July 5, 2006
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connectile dysfunction

(noun) The sudden loss or inability to maintain network connectivity.
"I can't connect to the website. I might be experiencing connectile dysfunction."
by fodeewater January 25, 2008
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connoissucker

A person with little experience, background or training who suddenly starts to enjoy high-brow, high-margin items of questionable quality. Includes people who buy artwork on cruise ships, $10,000 home theatre systems and Hummers. They also drink wines costing $50+ per bottle without ever drinking the $10+ ones and buy athletic gear engineered for professional athletes for a half-mile stroll. While they profess their love of the "finer things in life," a merchant laughs all the way to the bank.
Dave is such a connoissucker. He bought that painting on a Caribbean cruise for $2500 and acts like it's a Van Gogh.
by DrewinMadtown January 30, 2008
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conny wank

masturbating while wearing a condom for cleanup efficiency.
Hey mate, why don't you go have a conny wank
by mark1777 December 7, 2011
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Connaire

A strong, smart, confident and attractive boy he usually only has girlfriends who are fit and he is normally good at sports and fitness topics.
He's so lucky must be a Connaire
by CAtCJ September 12, 2016
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