comfort puppy

When a guy tries to get with a girl who already has a boyfriend in a shaky relationship decides to help work things out (aka breaking up with the guy). He'll help break up and become the greatest friend in the girl's eyes and give her comfort and in an adorable way.

Oh Patrick, you Comfort Puppy you! We know you're jealous.

by JonasTHEPickHELL July 13, 2017

comfort sandwich

Jacking off before and after a difficult task

Dan remember to do your homework make a comfort sandwich while doing his it

by YaBoiDaniel April 20, 2018

Comfort Orgasm

The nonsexual type of orgasm that occurs whenever you place your body in a certain position, causing a great deal of extreme comfort.

Yeah, I slept so well last night cause I had like so many Comfort Orgasms dude!

by TheGreenBowtie November 30, 2017

comfort suit

An outfit or clothes that you wear when you're home because you like how they feel.

Person A: Hi Person B!
Person B: Why are you wearing nothing but underwear?
Person A: Because this is my comfort suit.
It's not like I'm going somewhere.

by ChameleonDragon March 11, 2018

ComfortableChair

The softest, most silky smoothest chair ever made. It's life, STD.

Person1: "This is the most ComfortableChair I've ever used."
Person2: "I agree, my parents made me here."

by UncomfortableChair June 21, 2018

Comfortabillity

The form of which you position ones self in order to be comfortable.

'The comfortabillity of your position is not very efficient Ella' said Seán

by ShinShinJuan August 11, 2018

comport with the truth

A polite way of calling something complete bullshit.

Trump: I’m the best President evah! EV-AHHH!!

Journalist: Mr. President , sir ... that statement simply does not comport with the truth.

by Mydaho May 31, 2018