Definitions by TheGreenBowtie

What's tea?

The phrase one says in order to get the latest in one's squad.

"I'm sorry I couldn't make it to the bar last night. What's tea?"

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The nonsexual type of orgasm that occurs whenever you place your body in a certain position, causing a great deal of extreme comfort.

Yeah, I slept so well last night cause I had like so many Comfort Orgasms dude!

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