Similar to the game soggy waffle. Once the first male falls asleep it is the duty of all present men to jerk off until completion and finish on the bros face.
by RedLion6599 December 7, 2022

Cum coat is where you choke your lover with a belt while ejaculating with duct tape wrapped around your penis, then cum on her stomach and repeat the process untill you drench her in cum and make it look like a coat.
by Im going to destroy your moms August 30, 2020

*To put on a winter coat*
by BAMBAMBAM March 29, 2014

Coat-Drag/ Coat-Dragging: 1. Is an instance where an individual dies and the corpse is kept on its feet so as to appear to be standing or walking by those who are intent to possess the contents of its' pockets.
2. Also; where something which is dead is made to appear to be alive still for profit by unscrupulous individuals.
2. Also; where something which is dead is made to appear to be alive still for profit by unscrupulous individuals.
1. They coat dragged an old lady for two whole blocks through a crowd an nobody noticed she was dead.
2. Its' like they're coat dragging their Father; by cashing his social security checks when he's dead.
3. My girlfriend keeps Coat-dragging me about my ex to get me to buy things for her.
4. It's dead and over, stop coat-dragging it already.
3.
2. Its' like they're coat dragging their Father; by cashing his social security checks when he's dead.
3. My girlfriend keeps Coat-dragging me about my ex to get me to buy things for her.
4. It's dead and over, stop coat-dragging it already.
3.
by Stale Cracker January 17, 2021

by Imsocool477483 November 26, 2023

It's a more sophisticated way of saying "alcohol jacket." Saying that you're wearing an alcohol jacket makes you seem a little less classy. Not only is saying you're wearing a hypothetical coat more entertaining, it's also a little less obvious.
After a night of drinking:
Guy 1: "Man! It's so cold out here. I can't believe we're drunk and walking home in the snow!"
Guy 2: "I know!"
Guy 1: 'Hey, aren't you cold in just a t-shirt?"
Guy 2: "No way man! I'm wearing my hypothetical coat!"
Guy 1: "Man! It's so cold out here. I can't believe we're drunk and walking home in the snow!"
Guy 2: "I know!"
Guy 1: 'Hey, aren't you cold in just a t-shirt?"
Guy 2: "No way man! I'm wearing my hypothetical coat!"
by Dragon Woman January 30, 2010

When one lathers sperm on the curved end of a coat hanger, which is then inserted all their way into the vagina repeatedly at exactly 15 mph until the coat hanger has been cleansed of the sperm and is clean as a pipe cleaner.
Becky: Hey Jane, was your coat hanger insemination successful?
Jane: great! The baby should be here in 8 months!
Jane: great! The baby should be here in 8 months!
by JSwizzzzz November 4, 2020
