A Callum is someone who is very smart academically yet lacks general common sense.
They tend to rarely have any thoughts and when a thought does occasionally come to the front they must announce it immediately. They often enjoy things such as fishing and talking about themselves in third person. An extreme case of Callumism would cause the person to call some women 'naughty girls.'
Being called a Callum could be thought to be an insult but is often quite an affectionate term used between friends.
They tend to rarely have any thoughts and when a thought does occasionally come to the front they must announce it immediately. They often enjoy things such as fishing and talking about themselves in third person. An extreme case of Callumism would cause the person to call some women 'naughty girls.'
Being called a Callum could be thought to be an insult but is often quite an affectionate term used between friends.
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Often includes:
• Food hot takes that sound like rejected Dragon’s Den pitches
• Daily life updates that feel like side quests from a preschool teacher
• Music screenshots with cryptic captions that don’t make sense but sound like they might if you were high
• Off-brand motivational quotes with the emotional depth of a soggy Rich Tea biscuit
• Photos of countryside or suburban nothingness with captions like “Needed this”
Often includes:
• Food hot takes that sound like rejected Dragon’s Den pitches
• Daily life updates that feel like side quests from a preschool teacher
• Music screenshots with cryptic captions that don’t make sense but sound like they might if you were high
• Off-brand motivational quotes with the emotional depth of a soggy Rich Tea biscuit
• Photos of countryside or suburban nothingness with captions like “Needed this”
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