The Callum fallicy

The act of getting zero pussy and only going for your friend's Ex's

I know you get zero pussy but You really need to stop hitting up my ex, what you're doing is the Callum Fallicy

by Barterzac June 23, 2021

callum summerbee

Oh queens said we've got to play him at the back oh oh words can't describe when we see him in the blue and white he's head is big he only scores when he's wearing his wig that's why we sing this song for the callum from mars

i'm from outer space callum summerbee

by rumpleatiltskin29101 August 26, 2017

callum mathie

annoying little cunt!

why would you run over my sandwich? you’re such a callum mathie

by jdjhxhhshx May 29, 2020

Callum Stewart

Callum Stewart is by far one of the best kids you’ll ever meet. He’s sweet, caring, funny, cute and over all just a amazing person. He’s so much fun to be around and so easy to talk you, you can’t help but smile when your around him. Can’t wait to grow closer to him because he’s honestly just a great person :)

wow I really just love callum Stewart

by Koolguys69420 September 11, 2020

Callum

Storm coming to Scotland

Storm Callum is amazing and it is hitting Scotland

by Callum Mc cxx October 11, 2018

Callum Crighton

An absolute god. Has released many songs including GROW BABE🌿🌿. Is an absolute inspiration, along with Jacob Sartorious.

Omg have you heard ‘Grow Babe?’ Callum Crighton is such a sweetheart!

by fricklemypickle November 15, 2019

Callum

The best human alive. He knows how to treat a woman like no other, He has a taper haircut, the most beautiful brown eyes, diamond earrings, the PHATTEST juicy lips (and a fat bum) and a cute nose. He dresses better than anyone and he lives in a box that is always quite manly but for some reason feels like home. he always makes sure you and eat feeds you and cares for everyone. don't get me started on the d game. he's got cool friends even though he spends all weekends are the one he loves. He likes playing basketball, buying new clothes, shoes, bubble tea, food always, sleeping hella long and likes going on dates. Nobody hates him. he also has a pet named morris.

you heard of that man that is said to be a goldfish and has a taper haircut?
yeah it's channyfanny aka callum aka cal

by jesus'sjuul May 24, 2022