wank the crank 

Grammatically correct term for mastrubation. Wank is the verb preceding crank (noun.)

A person " wanks the crank" and not vice versa.

Billy's grandmother nearly fainted when she saw him wank the crank to the nude pygmies in the National Geographic.

wank the crank by Macsloan October 19, 2019

stank and crank

When a male (possibly female) shits and proceeds to jerk off while on the toilet

Bro you going to the bathroom?

Yeah for a quick “stank and crank”!

stank and crank by jpatty! November 14, 2019

bitch crank

1.To beat the living piss out of someone.
2.To harm someone physically.
3.To move an individual with force by means of hitting, particularly punching in the mouth.

When I was at the store the other day, I totally bitch cranked this old slut into the Rice Crisy Treats display for giving me some shit about being too loud.

bitch crank by B Diddy Dogg July 28, 2008

yank me crank me

an alcoholic beverage that consists of beer, vodka, lemonade, and mountain dew (or sprite)

Michelle was completely wasted after 3 cups of yank me crank me

yank me crank me by klg4567 April 27, 2007

having a wafty crank

a term used to refer male masterbation

see also wanking, pulling your pudding, bashing the bishop.

having a wafty crank by Anonymous March 4, 2003

peddle and crank 

Wank

To have a wank

peddle and crank by Anonymous July 31, 2003

yank your crank 

To masterbate.

Jack-off.

"Where is Bob?"
"Probably yanking his crank!!"

After work today i will yank your crank, John.

yank your crank by karsss January 13, 2009