Bearded Holston

The releasing of your man juice in the pattern of a beard on a females face.
That Heather chick from last night totally wanted me to jizz on her face so I got artsy and gave her an ole' bearded Holston
by Don Chavez February 09, 2015
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Beard Combed

The act of haveing a freshly combed beard in a crazy situation. You don't necessarily have to have one but combing your chin pretty much makes you in the game.
ex.
Person 1- "Yo man you clearly almost got hit by that car while running drunk across the drink".
Person 2- "Dude don't worry about it........Beard Combed"
by DizBuddy September 22, 2009
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jam beard

ahhh jam beard
by Ryan Joesph May 15, 2009
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grey beard

An older man, usually someone with seniority in a business, a labor union or other community. Often used disrespectfully by younger members when referring to preferential treatment or out-dated behavior.
I hate the grey beards. They do nothing but talk about the old days and get first dibs on all the good assignments.
by PrimalChaos August 14, 2010
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Pussy Beard

A man's beard that smells like a vagina after performing oral on a woman.
"Babe, you need to wash your face...I can still smell your pussy beard."
by Khaleesidanaran September 21, 2015
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beard farmer

1.) One who grows beards, especially in pursuit of competition or political office.
2). Folksy, indie musical genre often characterized by such band members.
Did you catch the two Fleet Foxes sets at Sasquatch? Those guys are real beard farmers.
by Seattle Kyle May 26, 2008
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Rapest Beard

The sort if scraggly, unkempt facial hair you get if you neglect shaving for a week or so. typically too short to be considered a legitimate beard, this may or may not include a molester mustache.
When Chris got back from vacation he had the sickest rapest beard.
by Ümbra May 25, 2004
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