Anal Beard

A large growth of hair in the anal region

Cordell has a massive anal beard
I have an sweaty anal beard

by Joe Symonds May 19, 2006

Red Beard

The act of eating a chick out while she is menstruating and coming up with blood all over your mouth, chin and face.

Dude, last night I took that chick home I met at the bar and fucked her. The next morning when I looked in the mirror, I had a total Red Beard

by landshark 719 February 23, 2009

Bro Beard

n.
1. A beard style that naturally grows on a bro
2. A beard which innately designates someone as a bro

Variants:
-From chops to chin
-Strictly chin hair

"Dude, check that guy out! He's such a bro!"
"No kidding, check out his bro beard."

by RobertOldhead April 7, 2009

french beard

French beard. /FRE·nch BEE·yurd/. A beard cut out in the shape of thin moustache, which wraps around the lips to continue into a beard that covers the chin

The guy in french beard used to have a goatie earlier. guess sucks in both..

by gabbar September 5, 2007

Reverse Beard

A male or female that is used by their heterosexual same sex friend to act as if they are dating in order to give the impression that the friend is homosexual.

When I got to San Francisco I needed to pick up a reverse beard to avoid being discriminated against.

by GoldenGateLove August 21, 2013

Shit Beard

Self-explanatory - a beard-like coating of shit around one's chin and cheeks; usually self-induced

After Bobby chili dogged her, she shovelled it up into a shit beard and grinned.

by Tee Tee May 21, 2005

Bardshit

The use of excessively liberal language or actions to justify totalitarian practices.

He says: The school is now making all history majors take a course in women's studies because they want the students to understand the oppression that women as a group have endured due to the unrelenting control a male oriented society has exhibited throughout history.
She says: That sounds like a bunch of bardshit to me.

by Leah N. G. Sheets July 22, 2008