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Bardshit

The use of excessively liberal language or actions to justify totalitarian practices.
He says: The school is now making all history majors take a course in women's studies because they want the students to understand the oppression that women as a group have endured due to the unrelenting control a male oriented society has exhibited throughout history.
She says: That sounds like a bunch of bardshit to me.
by Leah N. G. Sheets July 22, 2008
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Barshit

Barshit can be a synonym for the word bullshit.
If someone cuts you off while your driving, you say "thats barshit"

Barshit also tends to be followed by the word unherman.

You can pronounce unherman with a silent H for a more effictive saying. So it would sound like unerman.

Barshit and Unherman both originate from the Armitage household, which has been adopted by the Hurdons, and other families.

Both words sound better when used in a Country/Hick accent.
I lost Bingo! Barshit!

Aaaaah, we have to canoe back to shore in a thunder storm, barshit - unherman!
by cattybeav June 11, 2011
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Birdshit

"Johnny is a Birdshit"
by Asriel October 22, 2006
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Birdshit Mode

Adjective; typically referring to a character in video gameplay (but can extend to real life circumstances) when 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐡 is literally so impossibly low that “a bird shitting on you” would kill you, hence the term “birdshit mode”. This term is typically used to convey your status to your teammate(s) during Co-op gameplay

Originating in Port Jefferson NY in 1998 during gameplay on the PlayStation video game console while playing the gameTwisted Metal 2”.
While engaging in gameplay and your character 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐡 is so impossibly low

“I’m in birdshit mode”
by *Ranger* June 2, 2020
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birdshit

Banter from a group of women in a bar, as blokes bullshit when they have had a couple, women "birdshit".
I'v been with him over there, honest!!
This sounds like birdshit.
by Ivor Lewis May 9, 2006
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Birdshit

The action of pushing cum out of your ass after anal sex.
“He blew a huge load in my ass, I need to take a birdshit”
by Nfuxx69 July 17, 2022
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birdshit

n. colloq. The more trivial instruments of the percussion section of an orchestra or band, namely the triangle, tambourine, sleigh bells, vibraslap, mark tree. Usally played by the more junior members of the percussion section.
Looks like I'm gonna have to play the birdshit instruments again!
by DanEvans April 6, 2010
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