Kansas City Mudslide

When you shit in the cleavage of your partners tits and it comes out all watery and it starts falling like a landslide of mud

I gave my girl a Kansas City Mudslide last week

by Balls Even Deeper May 17, 2023

Detroit City mudslide

When you are in Philly and eat two Philly cheese steaks from a street vendor and fly to New York City and shit in the plane 20 min in.

I had myself a Detroit City Mudslide this weekend.

by anonymous June 7, 2023

Rattle your mudflaps

1.To go take a huge shit.
2.To fart powerfully
3. A threat to violate your booty cheeks

1. Sorry, fellas, I gotta rattle my mudflaps somethin’ fierce. It’s gonna stank.
2. I heard that from across the house! Did you just rattle your mudflaps?

3. Now listen here, I’ll rattle your mudflaps like you’ve never had it before just to show you who’s boss.

by ThunderBoss September 30, 2023

All you muddle-aged guys out there

Da actual mental state of Red Green's main audience (you know who **you** are!) who listens to his "sage wisdom and witty revelations" lectures.

I'd like to talk to all you muddle-aged guys out there --- if you get college certification but all of your prospective employers just roll their eyes at your so-called "qualifications", just tell them that you do everything that Red Green says, and that'll PROVE that you're certifiable! Remember --- I'm pullin' for ya --- we're all in this together!

by QuacksO December 1, 2024

Kansas City Mudpie

When Jackson Mahomes forces someone to push his stool in at gunpoint

I don’t care how many times I have to get Kansas City Mudpied as long as Patrick Mahomes keeps winning superbowls.

by MahomesMadeMe February 29, 2024

The Margarita Mudslide

This my friend, is a new definition to happy hour at a bar. So it's basically an unruly shot method where you order a margarita slushie pitcher and then offer your lady friend to bend over and with a funnel attempt a makeshift ice luge while really tempting Montezuma's revenge on the way down.

1. My lady friend promised she had impeccable sphincter control before we attempted the Margarita Mudslide at the local bar. Boy was I in for a surprise when I tasted a little bit of funk.

2. I tried the Margarita Mudslide on the Cinco de Mayo and dubbed it, for one night only, the Sphincter de Mayo with a Latin twist.

by WunInchWundurr July 8, 2024

stomp a mudhole in someones ass and walk it dry

to beat someone senseless or death to the point of not being able to fight back

i had to stomp a mudhole in someones ass and walk it dry when he picked a fight with me last week

by bluebear January 7, 2025