The Sycamore School

The Sycamore School is a middle/high school in Arlington, VA that opened in 2017. This school is filled with condescending teachers, as well as many “special” students. The Principal, also known as Dr. Karen, is the ring leader of all of the teachers. If a teacher hears a student say something even remotely bad (mainly about the school), they report back to her and the student is called in for a meeting. Dr. Karen has cursed at students, gone through student’s personal messages, and most importantly, expelled students for invalid reasons. There have been multiple reports of her trying to, and succeeding at making many of the children in her school cry. She also has held some quite interesting co-ed sex education classes. During these classes, students got the chance to indulge in naming every slag term they could think of for certain (private) body parts, holding menstrual pads that she brought from home, and even hearing about how to give oral sex. This school provides no homework or tests, as well as report cards that are graded in numbers, not letters. Many of the students that have left, or gotten kicked out have talked about how hard it was to make the transition from Sycamore into a normal education system.

Person A- “I haven’t learned a single thing this trimester due to lack of proper teaching.”

Person B- “Why not?”

Person A- “I go to The Sycamore School.”

by 𝖋𝖗𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖗𝖉 November 3, 2019

School

This thing call school is for children to spend half of their fucking day doing nothing but siting there being 'looked after' by some old ass faggots. Then, they give you this shit they call homework. After a whole day of suffering and doing work, instead of letting us have a bit of fucking fun. NO. they don't at all, they give a shit load of homework and make you do it. You stay up to do that shit and if you do it and did a bad job, you get shout at. And if you don't you can shout at anyways.

A : are you going to School today?
B : no.

by person who is dying. March 3, 2011

school chum

Person you only talk to in school and would never consider affiliating with them out of school

" do you want to ask Jim to hang out too"
" fuck jim he's only a school chum"

by Joey jizz February 15, 2014

School Year

A 9 month prison sentence that must be served 12 times in a person's lifetime in order to receive a Certificate of Indoctrination, also know as a High School Diploma. People who do not receive this certificate will be alienated from society, and laughed at by their peers. Usually served from age 6 to age 18 (US).

Rick: I'm in the middle of my 11th School Year.

Jim: Respect man, I quit that shit after year 10.

Rick: What?! Man, nobody's gonna hire you with that record!
Jim: I don't mind, I became a carpenter, and now live happily within my means.

by Fisherman1234567890987654321 December 31, 2014

School

School is a place where you find fake friends, depression, anxiety and actually good friends. Good friends are very rare. Good luck on finding good friends, also be careful with who you're friends with.

School is boring

by iiAnonymous July 7, 2020

fun school

Something mankind has not discovered yet. So it probably doesn't exist.

The fun school is fake.

by Flidsyufi November 16, 2013

trafalgar school

A school full of chavs and nonces

trafalgar school is full of chavs thinking they own the place

by Iampingu March 29, 2017