A-Keeling

Someone that has sexual relations with vacuum cleaners, with preference to Numatic Red Henry cleaner.

Joe: "Where's Adam tonight, Steve?"
Steve: "He's bought another new Henry, so he'll be busy A-Keeling for the next fortnight..."

Adam Keeling says: "Oh Henry, be gentle."

by Johathan Argent October 21, 2008

hecktow-keeloh

(pronounced like hecto kilo" a wod that you tell someone is a dirty word, but really, there's no dirty meaning behind it.

"hey alee, last night, trevin got a hecktow-keeloh from this random girl"

"whats a hecto kilo?"

"hehe wouldn't you like to know.."

by kkMONSTERkk May 17, 2009

drop keel

When someone sits on a random person's lap without wearing any underwear.

The Scotsman wearing his kilt, drop keel'd onto a girl riding the bus

by 10/10 Would Not Do November 16, 2017

Wendy keeling

A woman who is very experienced and has a chewbacca liked husband who shags dustbins for fun

Wendy is a top donny with tits bigger than my future

Wow Wendy keeling is so nice

by Connor blakely September 11, 2018

Bentley keeling

Bentley keeping is a small child that didnt know how to take a joke and cries about everything. He rages a everything and screenshots all bad things like: hi, bye, im leaving now and leave me alone

Bentley keeling started crying yesterday because I said bye.

by Toy plate September 28, 2019

Dirty Keelen

When you use the insides of a horse to make a condom without removing the outside of the horse (plain old horse sex) followed by letting the horse and his friends ride you.

Damn did he just do a dirty keelen?

by Keelenquinn November 5, 2020

Fear Kegel

The involuntary act of constricting one's sphincter when met with alarming news and or a fearful situation.

When I read the story about the fish that swims into your peehole, I did a fear kegel.

by Fathawgimus March 13, 2021