Someone that has sexual relations with vacuum cleaners, with preference to Numatic Red Henry cleaner.
Joe: "Where's Adam tonight, Steve?"
Steve: "He's bought another new Henry, so he'll be busy A-Keeling for the next fortnight..."
Adam Keeling says: "Oh Henry, be gentle."
Steve: "He's bought another new Henry, so he'll be busy A-Keeling for the next fortnight..."
Adam Keeling says: "Oh Henry, be gentle."
by Johathan Argent October 21, 2008
Get the A-Keeling mug.(pronounced like hecto kilo" a wod that you tell someone is a dirty word, but really, there's no dirty meaning behind it.
"hey alee, last night, trevin got a hecktow-keeloh from this random girl"
"whats a hecto kilo?"
"hehe wouldn't you like to know.."
"whats a hecto kilo?"
"hehe wouldn't you like to know.."
by kkMONSTERkk May 17, 2009
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Get the drop keel mug.A woman who is very experienced and has a chewbacca liked husband who shags dustbins for fun
Wendy is a top donny with tits bigger than my future
Wendy is a top donny with tits bigger than my future
by Connor blakely September 11, 2018
Get the Wendy keeling mug.Bentley keeping is a small child that didnt know how to take a joke and cries about everything. He rages a everything and screenshots all bad things like: hi, bye, im leaving now and leave me alone
by Toy plate September 28, 2019
Get the Bentley keeling mug.When you use the insides of a horse to make a condom without removing the outside of the horse (plain old horse sex) followed by letting the horse and his friends ride you.
by Keelenquinn November 5, 2020
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