Definitions by Fathawgimus

Fear Kegel 

The involuntary act of constricting one's sphincter when met with alarming news and or a fearful situation.

When I read the story about the fish that swims into your peehole, I did a fear kegel.

Fear Kegel by Fathawgimus March 13, 2021

Busey 

When an individual is nasally congested, and they must breathe only through their mouth while they sleep, much like the regular breathing habits of Gary Busey.

"Man, I'm stuffed up, and I Buseyed all night, so now my throat is sore and I'm all dried out."

Busey by Fathawgimus December 14, 2017