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Jared Punzalan

The most obnoxious,gay, asian you will ever meet. He looks emo as hell and has a crappy haircut
I never want to be a Jared Punzalan
by Baracoustic May 15, 2023
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has me jare

person 1: hey man
person 2: Ooo, has me jare where have you been
by romanojare January 12, 2025
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Jared

Actually the cooloest, sexiest, amazingest, coolest, poggest, incrediblest, bestest, finest, greatest, topest, foremostest, leadingest, preeminentest, premierest, primest, firstest, chiefest, principalest, supremest, of the highest qualityest, superlativest, unrivaledest, second to nonest, without equalest, nonpareilest, unsurpassablest, peerlessest, matchlessest, unbeatablest, unexcelledest, optimumest, ultimatest, incomparablest, idealest, perfectest, highestest, record-breakingest, top of the rangest, top of the linest, par excellencest, starest, number-onest, one-in-a-millionest, a cut above the restest, top-drawerest
Woah bro you're totally Jared rn
by ScaryBigRobot May 12, 2022
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Jared

You know it's just jared
by Bananahandler69 September 26, 2021
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Jared Jamal Pereira

This Jared is hot af. You’d never find one like him. He’s the type to not only become irresistible to girls but boys as well. His personality and looks are that hot. He’s the type of dude to start a Minecraft survival with u and risk his diamond armour to save you from the enderdragon. Once u get a Jared, never let him go.
“ OMG, is that JARED JAMAL PEREIRA?! No way you’re so lucky”

“ IS THAT JARED?! HE’ SO FCKING SEXC “
by LocalChad420 April 19, 2021
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Jared

Is 19 and still can't fucking read and is probably looking at this definition squinting his eyes
Help I can't read ok Jared
by Fact Teller 67 February 16, 2020
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Jared

The type of fuck boy that stares at girl's tits when walking with his significant other
by UnfortunatelyThatsFunny July 21, 2023
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