golden sploob

slipping the leg part of a golden(tan) nylon over your cock to the end, and masturbating to completion, and forcing the cum through the nylon, creating a sploob, rather than a glorious spurt.

I'm going to stay home tonight, watch some porn, and make a golden sploob

by Drocke_8921 December 21, 2016

goldendoodle

cross bread of a golden retreiver and a poodle

cute dog

thanks its a goldendoodle

by *!*@*#*$*%*^*&* January 25, 2018

gokdeniz

He is not gay. He said he will fuck my my mum. He is the definition of supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. So he is mad.

Oy blud: I'm Gokdeniz but you can call me supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
Friend 👌👌👌💯

by TheGok May 24, 2018

golden shower economics

What happens when trickle down economics doesn't work. A form of economic policy where the poorest body in an economic community becomes politically self depricating in the hopes they will one day become rich with no garrentee, or even counter evidence, that there will be any kind of pay off in the foreseeable future

"Why does Jerry keep voting republican? His family can't survive on anything but food stamps"

"He practices golden shower economics"

by Gun_totting_lib May 25, 2018

golden cheese cookie

golden cheese cookie is the sexiest, most attractive cookie in that cookie game. she is so breedable pls rail me

“bro golden cheese cookie is wet to the core”

by cheesy girl March 12, 2022

golden bag of paradise

when tea bagging a whore you grap ahold of your stiff rod and piss into the air trying to cover her from head to toe in yellow disipline

man i gave that broad one hell of a golden bag of paradise last night and man did she get what she deserved

by hank the cranker August 24, 2009

golden state warriors fans

typically a bandwagon piece of shit with low intellect and have just recently been exposed to stooph carry AKA stephanie curry and snake durag AKA kevin dipshit.these know-it-all frick heads are the parasitical scum of the NBA and we need to exterminate every single one of these pieces of shit and throw them onto a desert island with no food.

golden state warriors fans:
bandwagoner:HAHA stooph carry and snake durag are the best duo in the league!MVP MVP,we are going to win the championship!
REAL NBA fan:Name one other player in the warriors that isn't in the starting line up
bandwagoner: ...
bandwagoner: i have no idea because i'm the scum of the NBA and need to extradited to a desert island with no food or resources

by Murphy1144 June 2, 2019