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Corn Flaked

The act of violently snapping somebody’s spinal chord in a similar action you would use to snap a corn flake in half. yeah
“aw dude, he didn’t reply to my text! i’m so angry!”
oh really? he’s getting Corn Flaked next time i see him”
by tr3estub November 8, 2020
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Corn Flaked

The act of violently snapping a persons spinal chord in a similar action you would use to snap a corn flake in half
“aw dude, i’m so mad right now! He didn’t reply!”
“he’s getting corn flaked next time i see him!”’
by tr3estub November 8, 2020
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Frosted Flakes

The darkest of dank. Stickiest of the ickies. Fuck gas this shit is napalm.
Ay Yo, I just picked up the Frosted Flakes. I paid an extra $60 for this ounce.
They're Grrrrreeeaaaaaaaaaaat!
by DazenGuile December 30, 2020
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Corn flake

A triggered, insecure, and/or generally stupid conservative. (Compare to "snow flake")
Often times, these people are simultaneously anti-government and pro-police, hate abortions but love caging immigrant children, and are otherwise riddled with cartoonishly asinine cognitive dissonances of the like.
Generally speaking, this term can be used as a generic slur, but is especially appropriate when a conservative is triggered by the user, after the user points out the contradictions within the reasoning of the corn flake.
"Oh get your dick out of your mouth, corn flake. We get it, you think you're an 'alpha'."

"Cool it corn flake, it's not his fault that you don't know what you're talking about"
by Pepsilon December 30, 2020
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White Danger Flakes

Another term for the fearsome white stuff from our skies. SNOW! They are feared by those not prepared for their fall but yet enjoyed by children.

Credit of the term to Britt's Pub of Saint John
Friend 1: What's wrong? You look stressed.
Friend 2: I still have my all seasons on and the

weather looks bad.
Friend 2: Oh crap White Danger Flakes!
by Noremac1981 January 2, 2021
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Shitty ass flake

Bro if someone calls you this they have no friends.
“Your really throwing out a good friendship for a shitty ass flake madison”
by Madssawy January 2, 2021
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No-flakes

One of a particular group of supporters of a losing presidential candidate that refuse to believe the colossal pile of facts pointing to an unquestionable defeat. Someone who continues to dispute the results of an election by congregating on the side of the road with fellow “Noflakes” flying flags and spouting nonsense about things they lack any knowledge of, yet will speak as a seasoned authority on. A bunch of butt-hurt sore losers who don’t see they are acting precisely the way they condemned in 2016. The lower half of the intelligence curve that really believe an orange con man is looking out for them in spite of his documented disdain for them.
Look at those stupid “No-flakes” standing out in the freezing rain protesting election results from 2 months ago! Let’s drive thru the puddle and douse those fucktards!
by Mynameisntshmuley January 4, 2021
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