What the beans

A funnier way of saying what the fuck :D

Jordan: hey Ryan yelled at me today!
Brad: what did he say
Jordan: he said stay away from my girl friend fag
Brad: what the beans is his problem!
Jordan: he has a midget scrodum
Brad: teehee!
Jordan: teehee!

by Aguymostproferably June 5, 2009

bean shot

--when a girl either unknowingly or intentionally provides a direct visual of her nani, vagina, pussy, cunt, bean!
--beanshots are visible when females wear short dresses, skirts or bikinis. most famous beanshots: picks of paris hilton/ lyndsay lohan gettin out of car. those two haole gurls are straight up skanks.

adam: ho bullay!
nick: what you fakah!
adam: bah! get plenty good kine bean shots tonite! cheee hee!
nick: U NO DAT! Alyssa was givin one mean bean shot earlier!
adam: yah bah dat fawka was mean, get white panites cheee!

by nickvdub January 9, 2008

Mr Bean

Mr Bean is the ultimate comedian. Silly, hilarious and pretty much silent he never fails to make people scream with laughter.

person1: Woah! Look it's Mr Bean!
person 2: Wait I see a turkey
person 1: Well yeah! the turkey is on Mr Bean's head!

by smellycat97 December 14, 2011

Bean Dipper

A hot, promiscuous lesbian.

She is always knuckle deep in a different girl's twat. She's a real bean dipper.

by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017

Gucci Beans

The evolved form of Cool Beans.

Person 1 : Bro! I just bought a Prius!

Person 2 : Gucci Beans.

by Madam C November 7, 2017

12 in the bean

It means when you throw a young child, under 12 years old into a big pot of beans and then eat them

Playboi: I SWEAR I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING

Shitty ops: We saw you commit the 12 in the bean

Shorty: noo! playboi

Playboi: dont worry shorty you still my main ting doe boo.

by playboi shorty February 2, 2022

Bean head

the typical buzz cut a Mexican has

damn look Mikey gotta bean head now

by mike_beaner04 January 2, 2019